List of books I've read

This is a list of all the books I've read to the best of my memory.

Ancient Literature

Books in this category are over 500 years old.

• Curse of Agade
• Epistle to the Ephesians
• Epic of Gilgamesh
• Book of Exodus
• Epistle to the Galatians
• Book of Genesis
• Epistle to the Hebrews
• Instructions of Shuruppak
• Kesh Temple Hymn
• Epistle of James
• First Epistle of John
• Second Epistle of John
• Third Epistle of John
• Book of Jonah
• Epistle of Jude
• Book of Leviticus
• Gospel of Mark
• Gospel of Matthew
• Book of Numbers
• First Epistle of Peter
• Second Epistle of Peter
• Epistle to Philemon
• Epistle to the Philippians
• First Epistle to the Thessalonians
• Second Epistle to the Thessalonians
• Epistle to Titus

Baby Books

These books are meant to be read to babies.

• A Baby's First Word Book
  • Colors by Jo Joof
  • Numbers by Jo Joof
• Baby Loves Quantum Physics by Ruth Spiro
• Baby Touch and Feel
  • Baby Animals by Dawn Sirett
• Dear Zoo by Rod Campbell
• Pat the Bunny: Good Night, Bunny by ?
• Ten Tiny Toes by Caroline Jayne Church
• Your Baby's First Word Will Be Dada by Jimmy Fallon

Biographies & Memoirs

These are non-fiction biographies or memoirs.

• American On Purpose: The Improbable Adventures of an Unlikely Patriot by Craig Ferguson
• Bossypants by Tina Fey
• Breaking Up With God by Sarah Sentilles
• Extra Life: Coming of Age In Cyberspace by David Bennahum
• A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius by Dave Eggers
• I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell by Tucker Max
• I Know I Am, But What Are You? by Samantha Bee
• Loose Girl: A Memoir of Promiscuity by Kerry Cohen
• Losing Faith In Faith: From Preacher to Atheist by Dan Barker
• Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman! by Richard Feynman
• Waiting For Snow In Havana: Confessions of a Cuban Boy by Carlos Eire
• What Do You Care What Other People Think? by Richard Feynman
• Wishful Drinking by Carrie Fisher
• Yes Please by Amy Poehler

Comics

These are collections of newspaper comics, not graphic novels.

• Calvin and Hobbes
  • Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson
  • Something Under the Bed Is Drooling by Bill Watterson
  • Yukon Ho! by Bill Watterson
  • Weirdos From Another Planet! by Bill Watterson
  • The Revenge of the Baby-Sat by Bill Watterson
  • Scientific Progress Goes "Boink" by Bill Watterson
  • Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons by Bill Watterson
  • The Days are Just Packed by Bill Watterson
  • Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat by Bill Watterson
  • Tenth Anniversary Book by Bill Watterson
  • There's Treasure Everywhere by Bill Watterson
  • It's a Magical World by Bill Watterson
• Dilbert
  • Fugitive From the Cubicle Police by Scott Adams
  • Journey to Cubeville by Scott Adams
  • Still Pumped From Using the Mouse by Scott Adams
• Family Circus
  • It's My Birthday Suit by Bil Keane
• The Far Side
  • Beyond the Far Side by Gary Larson
  • Bride of Far Side by Gary Larson
  • Cows of Our Planet by Gary Larson
  • Hound of the Far Side by Gary Larson
  • It Came From the Far Side by Gary Larson
  • Wiener Dog Art by Gary Larson
• FoxTrot
  • FoxTrot by Bill Amend
  • Pass the Loot by Bill Amend
  • Black Bart Says Draw by Bill Amend
  • Eight Yards Down and Out by Bill Amend
  • Bury My Heart At Fun-Fun Mountain by Bill Amend
  • Say Hello to Cactus Flats by Bill Amend
  • Come Closer, Roger, There's a Mosquito On Your Nose by Bill Amend
  • Welcome to Jasorassic Park by Bill Amend
• Garfield
  • Garfield At Large by Jim Davis
  • Garfield Gains Weight by Jim Davis
  • Garfield Bigger Than Life by Jim Davis
  • Garfield Weighs In by Jim Davis
  • Garfield Takes the Cake by Jim Davis
  • Garfield Eats His Heart Out by Jim Davis
  • Garfield Tips the Scales by Jim Davis
  • Garfield Makes It Big by Jim Davis
  • Garfield Rolls On by Jim Davis
  • Garfield Food For Thought by Jim Davis
  • Garfield Swallows His Pride by Jim Davis
  • Garfield World Wide by Jim Davis
  • Garfield Rounds Out by Jim Davis
  • Garfield Chews the Fat by Jim Davis
  • Garfield Goes to Waist by Jim Davis
  • Garfield Hangs Out by Jim Davis
  • Garfield Takes Up Space by Jim Davis
  • Garfield Says a Mouthful by Jim Davis
  • Garfield Takes His Licks by Jim Davis
  • Garfield Pulls His Weight by Jim Davis
  • Garfield and His 9 Lives by Jim Davis
  • A Garfield Christmas by Jim Davis
  • Garfield Goes to Hollywood by Jim Davis
  • Garfield In Disguise by Jim Davis
  • Garfield In Paradise by Jim Davis
  • Garfield In the Rough by Jim Davis
  • Garfield: Judgment Day by Jim Davis
  • A Garfield Thanksgiving by Jim Davis
  • Here Comes Garfield by Jim Davis
• Grimmy
  • Bone In the USA by Mike Peters
• Hark a Vagrant
  • Hark a Vagrant by Kate Beaton
  • Step Aside Pops by Kate Beaton
• Herman
  • Herman VIII: A Herman Treasury by Jim Unger
• Life In Hell
  • The Big Book of Hell by Matt Groening
• The Lockhorns
  • What Do You Mean You Weren't Listening... by Bill Hoest
• Peanuts
  • Strike Three Charlie Brown by Charles Shultz
  • Think Thinner Snoopy by Charles Shultz
  • We're On Your Side Charlie Brown by Charles Shultz
  • Strike Three Charlie Brown by Charles Shultz
• The Simpsons
  • The Simpsons: A Complete Guide to Our Favorite Family by Matt Groening
  • The Simpsons: Guide to Springfield by Matt Groening
  • The Simpsons: Uncensored Family Album by Matt Groening

Fiction

This is general fiction for children who can read and adults.

• 2001: A Space Odyssey by Arthur C. Clarke
• The Adventure of the Blue Carbuncle by Arthur Conan Doyle
• Alice's Adventures In Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
• Altered Carbon by Richard Morgan
• Amelia Bedelia by Peggy Parish
• American Gods by Neil Gaiman
• Anansai Boys by Neil Gaiman
• Animal Farm by George Orwell
• Anita Blake
  • Guilty Pleasures by Laurell Hamilton
  • The Laughing Corpse by Laurell Hamilton
  • Circus of the Damned by Laurell Hamilton
• Anne of Green Gables by Lucy Maud Montgomery
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret by Judy Blume
• Artemis Fowl
  • Artemis Fowl by Eoin Colfer
  • The Arctic Incident by Eoin Colfer
• The Baroque Cycle
  • Quicksilver by Neal Stephenson
  • The Confusion by Neal Stephenson
• The Best Christmas Pageant Ever by Barbara Robinson
• The Book of Everything by Guus Kuijer
• The Boxcar Children by Gertrude Chandler Warner
• Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
• Bridge to Terabithia by Katherine Paterson
• The Call of the Wild by Jack London
• A Canticle For Leibowitz by Walter M. Miller, Jr.
• Cat's Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut
• The Catcher In the Rye by J. D. Salinger
• Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
  • Charlie and the Chocolate Factory by Roald Dahl
  • Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator by Roald Dahl
• Charlotte's Web by E. B. White
• The Chronicles of Narnia
  • The Magician's Nephew by C. S. Lewis
  • The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe by C. S. Lewis
  • A Horse and His Boy by C. S. Lewis
  • Prince Caspian by C. S. Lewis
  • Voyage of the Dawn Treader by C. S. Lewis
  • The Silver Chair by C. S. Lewis
  • The Last Battle by C. S. Lewis
• The Chronicles of Prydain
  • The Book of Three by Lloyd Alexander
• Contact by Carl Sagan
• Coraline by Neil Gaiman
• Cryptonomicon by Neal Stephenson
• The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown
• The Diamond Age: Or, A Young Lady's Illustrated Primer by Neal Stephenson
• Dirk Gently
  • Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency by Douglas Adams
  • Long Dark Tea-time of the Soul by Douglas Adams
  • The Salmon of Doubt by Douglas Adams
• Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? by Phillip K. Dick
• The Door Into Summer by Robert A. Heinlein
• Down and Out In the Magic Kingdom by Cory Doctorow
• Discworld
  • The Color of Magic by Terry Pratchett
• DragonLance
  • Dragons of Autumn Twilight by Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman
  • Dragons of Winter Night by Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman
  • Dragons of Spring Dawning by Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman
  • Tales Vol.1 - The Magic of Krynn by Multiple Authors
  • Tales Vol.2 - Kender, Gully Dwarves, and Gnomes by Multiple Authors
  • Tales Vol.3 - Love and War by Multiple Authors
  • Tales Vol.4 - The Reign of Istar by Multiple Authors
  • Tales Vol.5 - The Cataclysm by Multiple Authors
  • Tales Vol.6 - The War of the Lance by Multiple Authors
  • The Dragons of Krynn by Multiple Authors
  • The Dragons at War by Multiple Authors
• Dune by Frank Herbert
• Easy by Kerry Hoffmann
• The Education of Little Tree by Forrest Carter and Rennard Strickland
• Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card
• Eon by Greg Bear
• Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury
• Fantastic Mr. Fox by Roald Dahl
• Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk
• The Fir-Tree by Hans Christian Andersen
• Forging of the Darksword by Tracy Hickman and Margaret Weis
• Foundation
  • Foundation by Isaac Asimov
  • Foundation and Empire by Isaac Asimov
• Frankenstein (Abridged) by Margaret Tarner
• George's Secret Key to the Universe by Lucy Hawking and Stephen Hawking
• The Giving Tree by Shel Silverstein
• Go the Fuck to Sleep by Adam Mansbach
• The Goats by Brock Cole
• The Golden Compass by Phillip Pullman
• Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett
• The Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood
• Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk
• Harry Potter
  • Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone by J. K. Rowling
  • Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets by J. K. Rowling
  • Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban by J. K. Rowling
  • Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by J. K. Rowling
  • Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by J. K. Rowling
  • Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince by J. K. Rowling
  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by J. K. Rowling
  • Harry Potter Schoolbook Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them by J. K. Rowling
  • Harry Potter Schoolbook Quidditch Through the Ages by J. K. Rowling
• High Fidelity by Nick Hornby
• Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
  • The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
  • The Restaurant At the End of the Universe by Douglas Adams
  • Life, the Universe, and Everything by Douglas Adams
  • So Long, and Thanks For All the Fish by Douglas Adams
  • Mostly Harmless by Douglas Adams
  • Young Zaphod Plays It Safe by Douglas Adams
  • And Another Thing... by Eoin Colfer
• The Hobbit by J. R. R. Tolkien
• Holes by Louis Sachar
• How to Be Good by Nick Hornby
• Howl's Moving Castle by Diana Wynne Jones
• Hyperion by Dan Simmons
• The Incredible Journey by Sheila Burnford
• Interview With the Vampire by Anne Rice
• The Invisible Man by H.G. Wells - Wasn't impressed.
• Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk
• James and the Giant Peach by Roald Dahl
• A Journey to the Center of the Earth by Jules Verne
• Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton
• The Legend of Sleepy Hollow by Washington Irving
• The Lies of Locke Lamora by Scott Lynch
• Little House
  • Little House In the Big Woods by Laura Ingalls Wilder
  • Little House On the Prairie by Laura Ingalls Wilder
  • Farmer Boy by Laura Ingalls Wilder
  • On the Banks of Plum Creek by Laura Ingalls Wilder
  • By the Shores of Silver Lake by Laura Ingalls Wilder
  • The Long Winter by Laura Ingalls Wilder
  • Little Town On the Prairie by Laura Ingalls Wilder
  • These Happy Golden Years by Laura Ingalls Wilder
  • The First Four Years by Laura Ingalls Wilder
• The Little Match Girl by Hans Christian Andersen
• A Long Way Down by Nick Hornby
• Lord of the Flies by William Golding
• The Lost World by Arthur Conan Doyle
• The Martian Chronicles by Ray Bradbury
• Memoirs of a Geisha by Arthur Golden
• The Minister's Black Veil by Nathaniel Hawthorne
• The Mote In God's Eye by Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle
• Neuromancer by William Gibson
• The Neverending Story by Michael Ende
• Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman - Fantastic!
• Nineteen Eighty Four by George Orwell
• Pattern Recognition by William Gibson
• Peter Pan by J. M. Barrie
• The Player of Games by Ian M. Banks
• Ramona Quimby, Age 8 by Beverly Cleary
• Ready Player One - Ernest Cline
• Rip Van Winkle by Washington Irving
• Riverworld
  • The Fabulous Riverboat by Philip José Farmer
• A Series of Unfortunate Events
  • The Bad Beginning by Daniel Handler
• Seven Citadels
  • Prince of the Godborn by Geraldine Harris
  • The Children of the Wind by Geraldine Harris
  • The Dead Kingdom by Geraldine Harris
  • The Seventh Gate by Geraldine Harris
• The Shining by Stephen King
• The Sign of the Beaver by Elizabeth George Speare
• Slam by Nick Hornby
• Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut
• Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson
• Sounder by William Armstrong
• Starship Troopers by Robert A. Heinlein
• Strange Candy by Laurell Hamilton
• Stranger In a Strange Land by Robert Heinlein
• Starship Titanic by Terry Jones
• Stuart Little by E. B. White
• Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing by Judy Blume
• There's a Boy In the Girls' Bathroom by Louis Sachar
• They Shoot Horses, Don't They? by Horace McCoy
• Through the Looking-Glass and What Alice Found There by Lewis Carroll
• Time Series
  • A Wrinkle In Time by Madeleine L'Engle
  • A Wind In the Door by Madeleine L'Engle
• Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson
• The Whipping Boy by Sid Fleischman
• Very Far Away From Anywhere Else by Ursula Le Guin
• The War of the Worlds by H.G. Wells
• Wayside School
  • Sideways Stories from Wayside School by Louis Sachar
  • Wayside School Is Falling Down by Louis Sachar
  • Sideways Arithmetic From Wayside School by Louis Sachar
• Where the Red Fern Grows by Wilson Rawls
• White Fang by Jack London
• Winnie-the-Pooh
  • Winnie-the-Pooh by A. A. Milne
  • The House At Pooh Corner by A. A. Milne
• The Wonderful Wizard of Oz by L. Frank Baum
• Worlds of Power
  • Blaster Master (Book) by A. L. Singer
  • Ninja Gaiden (Book) by A. L. Singer
  • Castlevania II: Simon's Quest (Book) by Christopher Howell
  • Wizards and Warriors (Book) by Ellen Miles
  • Bionic Commando (Book) by Judith Stamper
• Young Goodman Brown by Nathaniel Hawthorne
• Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance by Robert Pirsig
• Zodiac by Neal Stephenson

Game Books

Books in this list have game elements to them.

• For Eagle Eyes Only by Rolf Heimann
• Lone Wolf
  • Flight From the Dark by Joe Denver
  • Fire On the Water by Joe Denver
• Two Minute Mysteries
  • Two-Minute Mysteries by Donald Sobol
  • Still More Two-Minute Mysteries by Donald Sobol
• Where's Waldo
  • Where's Waldo? by Martin Handford
  • Where's Waldo Now? by Martin Handford
  • The Great Waldo Search by Martin Handford
  • Ultimate Fun Book by Martin Handford

Graphic Novels

These are more teen or adult oriented comics.

• A Child's Life by Phoebe Gloeckner
• Freddie & Me: A Coming-of-Age (Bohemian) Rhapsody by Mike Dawson
• The Hobbit by J. R. R. Tolkien and Charles Dixon
• The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past (Manga) by Shotaro Ishinomori
• Metroid by Kouji Tazawa
• Preludes and Nocturnes by Neil Gaiman
• Shortcomings by Adrian Tomine
• War Is Boring by David Axe and Matt Bors

Non-Fiction

This is general non-fiction for children and adults.

• 13 Things That Don't Make Sense by Michael Brooks
• 25 Big Ideas by Robert Matthews
• 30-Second Religion by Russell Re Manning
• 30-Second Theories by Paul Parsons
• 50 Mathematical Ideas You Really Need to Know by Tony Crilly
• 1,000 Things Everyone Should Know About Science by John Farndon
• Annoying: The Science of What Bugs Us by Joe Palca and Flora Lichtman
• The Art of Shen Ku by Zeek
• Billions and Billions by Carl Sagan
• The Blank Slate by Steven Pinker
• The Book of General Ignorance by John Lloyd and John Mitchinson
• The Book of Totally Useless Information by Don Voorhees
• A Brief History of Time by Stephen Hawking
• Classic Rock Stories: The Stories Behind the Greatest Songs of All Time by Tim Morse
• Common Sense by Thomas Paine
• The Complete Idiot's Guide For Dummies by Frank Coffey
• The Demon-Haunted World: Science as a Candle In the Dark by Carl Sagan
• The Dilbert Principle by Scott Adams
• Don't Swallow Your Gum! by Aaron Carroll and Rachel Vreeman
• The Duck That Won the Lottery by Julian Baggini
• Dude, You're Gonna Be a Dad! By John Pfeiffer
• Essentials of Philosophy: The Basic Concepts of the World's Greatest Thinkers by James Mannion
• Evolution: The Triumph of an Idea by Carl Zimmer
• Freakonomics by Steven Levitt and Stephen Dubner
• Free Will by Sam Harris
• The Future Was Here: The Commodore Amiga by Jimmy Maher
• Game Over: Press Start to Continue by David Sheff
• Game Sound by Karen Collins
• The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins
• God Is Not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything by Christopher Hitchens
• The Good Atheist by Dan Barker
• Good Dog, Happy Baby by Michael Wombacher
• The Grand Design by Stephen Hawking and Leonard Mlodinow
• The Greatest Show On Earth: The Evidence For Evolution by Richard Dawkins
• Hackers: Heroes of the Computer Revolution by Steven Levy
• A History of Pi by Petr Beckmann
• How to Haunt a House For Halloween by Robert Freidhoffer
• I Am Error: The Nintendo Family Computer / Entertainment System Platform by Nathan Altice
• I Sold My Soul On eBay by Hemant Mehta
• In a Sunburned Country by Bill Bryson
• Just My Type by Simon Garfield
• Last Chance to See by Mark Carwardine and Douglas Adams
• The Magic of Reality by Richard Dawkins
• The Man's Book: The Essential Guide For the Modern Man by Thomas Fink
• Mind Over Matter: Conversations With the Cosmos by K. C. Cole
• A Mindful Life by Palavali Vivekanand
• Napalm & Silly Putty by George Carlin
• On the Shoulders of Giants (Illustrated) by Stephen Hawking
• Origin of Species: 6th London Edition by Charles Darwin
• Paranormality by Richard Wiseman
• The Pig That Wants to Be Eaten by Julian Baggini
• Physics For the Rest of Us by Roger Jones
• Racing the Beam: The Atari Video Computer System by Nick Montfort and Ian Bogost
• Real Boys: Rescuing Our Sons From the Myths of Boyhood by William Pollack
• River Out of Eden: A Darwinian View of Life by Richard Dawkins
• Satanism: The Seduction of America's Youth by Bob Larson
• The Selfish Gene: 30th Anniversary by Richard Dawkins
• A Short History of Nearly Everything by Bill Bryson
• So, Now You Know by Harry Bright and Harlan Briscone
• Some Mistakes of Moses by Robert Green Ingersoll
• Stick to Drawing Comics Monkey Brain by Scott Adams
• The Story of Mathematics by Anne Rooney
• The Story of Physics by Anne Rooney
• Trick or Treatment by Edzard Ernst and Simon Singh
• The Universe In a Nutshell by Stephen Hawking
• The Way of the Heathen: Practicing Atheism In Everyday Life by Greta Christina
• What to Expect When Your Wife's Expanding by Thomas Hill
• When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? by George Carlin
• Why Are You Atheists So Angry? 99 Things That Piss Off the Godless by Greta Christina
• Why Evolution Is True by Jerry Coyne
• Why People Believe Weird Things: Revised and Expanded by Michael Shermer
• Women In Science: 50 Fearless Pioneers Who Changed the World by Rachel Ignotofsky
• World Religions: Beliefs and Traditions From Around the Globe by Robert Pollock

Poetry

These are books consisting mostly of poetry.

• A Light In the Attic by Shel Silverstein
• Where the Sidewalk Ends by Shel Silverstein

Young Children's Books

Books in this list are for young children who either can't yet read, or are learning to read. These books usually rely heavily on illustrations.

• Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What Do You See? by Bill Martin, Jr. and Eric Carle
• Chilly Billy by Peter Mayle
• The Foot Book by Dr. Seuss
• Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss
• If You Give a Mouse a Cookie by Laura Numeroff
• The Littlest Angel by Charles Tazewell
• The Lorax by Dr. Seuss
• Madeline
  • Madeline's Rescue by Ludwig Bemelmans
• Miss Nelson Is Missing by Harry Allard and James Marshall
• Night Night, Groot by Brendan Deneen
• One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish by Dr. Seuss
• Peter Rabbit
  • The Tale of Peter Rabbit by Beatrix Potter
  • The Tale of Squirrel Nutkin by Beatrix Potter
  • The Tailor of Gloucester by Beatrix Potter
  • The Tale of Benjamin Bunny by Beatrix Potter
  • The Tale of Two Bad Mice by Beatrix Potter
  • The Tale of Mrs. Tiggy-Winkle by Beatrix Potter
  • The Tale of the Pie and the Patty-Pan by Beatrix Potter
  • The Tale of Mr. Jeremy Fisher by Beatrix Potter
  • The Story of A Fierce Bad Rabbit by Beatrix Potter
  • The Story of Miss Moppet by Beatrix Potter
  • The Tale of Tom Kitten by Beatrix Potter
• Sesame Street
  • Ernie's Little Lie by Dan Elliott
  • The Monster At the End of This Book by Jon Stone
• Stone Soup by Marily Sapienza
• The True Story of the Three Little Pigs by Jon Scieszka
• Up In Bubbles by Barbara Salsberg
• The Velveteen Rabbit by Margery Williams
• Where the Wild Things Are by Maurice Sendak