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[[Image:Hearts - W16 - About.png|thumb|256x256px|Microsoft Hearts for Windows 3.11.]]
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{{Video Game
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| Title            = The Microsoft Hearts Network
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| SortTitle        = Microsoft Hearts Network, The
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| Image           = Microsoft Hearts Network, The - WIN3 - Screenshot - About.png
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| ImageDescription = Windows 3 - Screenshot - v3.11.
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| Developer        = {{VideoGameDeveloper|Microsoft}}
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| Publisher        = {{VideoGamePublisher|Microsoft}}
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| PublishedYear    = 1992
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| PublishedMonth  = 10
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| PublishedDay    = 27
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| Platforms        = {{Platform|Windows}}, {{Platform|Windows 3}}
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| Genres          = {{VideoGameGenre|Video card game|Cards}}, {{VideoGameGenre|Single-screen video game|Single-screen}}, {{VideoGameGenre|Strategy video game|Strategy}}
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| Series          = [[Microsoft Card Games (universe)|Microsoft Card Games]]
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| Multiplayer      = {{GameMultiplayer|Alternating versus}}
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| Distributions    = {{VideoGameDistribution|Commercial}}
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}}
  
[[Microsoft|Microsoft's]] '''''Hearts''''', also called '''''Hearts Network''''', is a video game version of the card game [[Hearts (Card Game)|Hearts]]. The earliest version was developed by [[Paul Pedriana]] and published by [[Microsoft]] with [[Windows 3|Windows 3.1]] in May 1992. The game was included, no doubt, to show off the networking capabilities of Windows 3.1. A version of Hearts has been included with every major release of [[Windows]] since, and was completely reprogrammed for [[Windows Vista]].
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'''''The Microsoft Hearts Network''''', also called '''''Hearts Network''''', is a [[video card game]] developed by [[Paul Pedriana]] and published by [[Microsoft]] with [[Windows 3|Windows for Workgroups 3.1]] on 1992-10-27. It is a video game version of the [[card game]] [[Hearts]] and one of many [[Microsoft Card Games (universe)|Microsoft card games]]. The game was included to show off the networking capabilities of Windows for Workgroups. Each subsequent version of [[Windows]], including 3.11 for Workgroups, 95, 98, Me, and XP included the game with minor updates with each release. When [[Windows Vista]] was released, the game was completely reprogrammed and retitled simply ''[[Hearts (Microsoft)|Hearts]]''.
  
==Status==
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==Personal==
I own most versions of Windows, and likewise, own most versions of Hearts. I have beaten many different games.
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{{VideoGameStatus
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| Own      = Yes. I own most versions of Windows, so I own the included versions.
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| CantOwn  =
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| Won      = Yes. I have beaten the AI several times.
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| CantWin  =
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| Finished = Late 2000s.
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}}
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I remember seeing this game being played by my fellow students across the network in my high school. Although I was interested in playing it myself, I didn't know the rules, and made little attempt at learning them. I kept seeing the game across various versions of Windows as I upgraded, but it wasn't until I bought a new computer with Windows Vista, which featured the more attractive remake of the game, that I tried to play it and began understanding how to developed strategies for the game. After beating the AI several times, I went back to this version and beat the AI in this version too.
  
 
==Review==
 
==Review==
* '''Overall:''' 4/10
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{{Video Game Review|4|5|4|1|8|Windows XP}}
* '''Best Version:''' Windows 7
 
  
 
{{Spoilers}}
 
{{Spoilers}}
  
 
===Good===
 
===Good===
* The game nicely simulates the Hearts card game.
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* The game nicely simulates the card game Hearts.
 
* The fact that you can play across the network with human opponents was a great feature.
 
* The fact that you can play across the network with human opponents was a great feature.
 
* The AI is good enough to challenge beginner players.
 
* The AI is good enough to challenge beginner players.
* Each major release of Windows also included minor updates to the game. A later version included with XP came with a better interface and additional options, like the ability to change the card backs.
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* Each major release of Windows also included minor updates to the game. A later version included with XP came with a better interface and additional options, like the ability to change the card backs. The Vista remake is even better.
* Since the Windows Vista release, the game looks beautiful and uses impressive vector graphics that scale to any screen size.
 
  
 
===Bad===
 
===Bad===
 
* The early versions of the game were pretty ugly looking using a default 16-color [[Enhanced Graphics Adapter|EGA]] palette. You couldn't even resize the form.
 
* The early versions of the game were pretty ugly looking using a default 16-color [[Enhanced Graphics Adapter|EGA]] palette. You couldn't even resize the form.
* Although the game featured sound effects, they're quite cheesy.
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* Although the game featured sound effects, they're quite juvenile.
  
 
===Ugly===
 
===Ugly===
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==Media==
 
==Media==
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===Screenshots===
 
<gallery>
 
<gallery>
Hearts - W16 - Start.png|Starting a new game.
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Microsoft Hearts Network, The - WIN3 - Screenshot - Start.png|Starting a new game.
Hearts - W16 - Passing.png|Passing my unwanted cards.
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Microsoft Hearts Network, The - WIN3 - Screenshot - About.png|The about dialog.
Hearts - W16 - Playing.png|Playing a hand.
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Microsoft Hearts Network, The - WIN3 - Screenshot - Passing.png|Passing my unwanted cards.
Hearts - W16 - Victory.png|I won this round!
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Microsoft Hearts Network, The - WIN3 - Screenshot - Playing.png|Playing a hand.
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Microsoft Hearts Network, The - WIN3 - Screenshot - Victory.png|I won this round!
 
</gallery>
 
</gallery>
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==Representation==
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{{Representation
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| Media                      = Video games
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| StrongFemaleCharacterStatus = Fail
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| StrongFemaleCharacterNotes  = There are no characters.
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| BechdelTestStatus          = Fail
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| BechdelTestNotes            = There are no characters.
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| StrongPOCCharacterStatus    = Fail
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| StrongPOCCharacterNotes    = There are no characters.
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| QueerCharacterStatus        = Fail
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| QueerCharacterNotes        = There are no characters.
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}}
  
 
==Links==
 
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[[Category: Games]]
 
[[Category: Video Games]]
 
 
[[Category: Video Game Prime Order - Strategy, Adventure, Action]]
 
[[Category: Video Game Prime Order - Strategy, Adventure, Action]]
[[Category: Windows Games]]
 
[[Category: Windows 3 Games]]
 
[[Category: Puzzle]]
 
 
[[Category: Card Games]]
 
[[Category: Card Games]]
[[Category: Games I've Beaten]]
 
[[Category: Single-Screen]]
 
 
[[Category: 4-bit Color Graphics]]
 
[[Category: 4-bit Color Graphics]]

Latest revision as of 16:33, 13 March 2024

The Microsoft Hearts Network

Microsoft Hearts Network, The - WIN3 - Screenshot - About.png

Windows 3 - Screenshot - v3.11.

Developer Microsoft
Publisher Microsoft
Published 1992-10-27
Platforms Windows, Windows 3
Genres Cards, Single-screen, Strategy
Series Microsoft Card Games
Multiplayer Alternating versus
Distribution Commercial

The Microsoft Hearts Network, also called Hearts Network, is a video card game developed by Paul Pedriana and published by Microsoft with Windows for Workgroups 3.1 on 1992-10-27. It is a video game version of the card game Hearts and one of many Microsoft card games. The game was included to show off the networking capabilities of Windows for Workgroups. Each subsequent version of Windows, including 3.11 for Workgroups, 95, 98, Me, and XP included the game with minor updates with each release. When Windows Vista was released, the game was completely reprogrammed and retitled simply Hearts.

Personal

Own?Yes. I own most versions of Windows, so I own the included versions.
Won?Yes. I have beaten the AI several times.
FinishedLate 2000s.

I remember seeing this game being played by my fellow students across the network in my high school. Although I was interested in playing it myself, I didn't know the rules, and made little attempt at learning them. I kept seeing the game across various versions of Windows as I upgraded, but it wasn't until I bought a new computer with Windows Vista, which featured the more attractive remake of the game, that I tried to play it and began understanding how to developed strategies for the game. After beating the AI several times, I went back to this version and beat the AI in this version too.

Review

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4 5 4 1 8

Best Version: Windows XP

— This section contains spoilers! —

Good

  • The game nicely simulates the card game Hearts.
  • The fact that you can play across the network with human opponents was a great feature.
  • The AI is good enough to challenge beginner players.
  • Each major release of Windows also included minor updates to the game. A later version included with XP came with a better interface and additional options, like the ability to change the card backs. The Vista remake is even better.

Bad

  • The early versions of the game were pretty ugly looking using a default 16-color EGA palette. You couldn't even resize the form.
  • Although the game featured sound effects, they're quite juvenile.

Ugly

  • Nothing.

Media

Screenshots

Representation

Strong female character?FailThere are no characters.
Bechdel test?FailThere are no characters.
Strong person of color character?FailThere are no characters.
Queer character?FailThere are no characters.

Links

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