Welcome to the online brainwashing system. Please follow the simple instructions below to fully maximize your brain washing experience.
Warning! Seizure alert! People who are epileptic should NOT try to wash their brains!
1.) Increase your browser to full screen in order to get the full effect of a cleaner, more efficient brain.
2.) When you choose a brainwash, stare directly and the center on the monitor and then let your eyes begin to wander around the screen.
3.) After you've experienced a clean brain, or have become nauseous and vomited, press "back" on your browser and try the next one.
4.) You're now ready, select one of the brainwashes below.
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