Last Updated: 2007/07/23 I live in Michigan, where we have a city called Hell. It's rather an odd thing when someone asks you where you live, and you simply reply... Hell. This got me thinking that there must be plenty of other cities throughout the world with equally strange names. So, I did some research with some maps and came up with plenty of weird names for cities, bodies of water, and mountains. The more interesting results are below. Just keep in mind that these are in fact -real- places in the world. - City - Body of Water - Mountain

United States Alabama (AL) - Ai - (At least they have artificial intelligence!) - Allgood - Blackman - Bravo - Brilliant (All the smart ones go here) - Burnt Corn - Climax - Coffeeville - Dog Town - Eclectic - Eutaw - (Couldn't spell Utah?) - Five Forks - Gay Meadows - Hill Number 1 (Yes, the city name has a number in it) - Hurricane - (Where else?) - Intercourse - Killen (Always plenty 'o killen) - Leggtown - Opp - (Think Naughty By Nature) - Overlook - Pea Ridge - Rainbow - Seman - Shades Run - Slap Out - Slicklizzard - Waterloo - Warrior - Zip City Alaska (AK) - Abyss Lake - Beaver - Chicken - Deadman Reach - Eek - Flat - Humpy Creek - Kake - King Salmon - Meyers Chunk - North Pole - Queer Creek - Red Devil - Unalaska - (This city didn't want to be part of Alaska) Arizona (AZ) - Allah - Bitter Springs - Blue - Bullhead City - Bumble Bee - Carefree - Catfish Paradise - Chloride - Constellation - Cow Springs - Crash-up Mountain - Dry Beaver Creek (Ouch, that must chafe) - Inspiration - Love - Mexican Water - (Drink here, and get sick!) - Minnehaha - (Not big enough to be a Large Ha Ha) - Moccasin - Nothing - Oatman - Paradise - Robbers Roost - Salado - (Where everyone tosses their salado) - Santa Claus - Show Low - Sunizona - Surprise - Three Way - Tuba City - Why Arkansas (AR) - Avon - Bald Knob - Big Flat - Big Fork - Birdeye - Buck Knob - Burnt Cane Crossing - Burnt Hill - Cash - Checks Corner - De Queen - Defiance - Diamond City - Dripping Springs - Fairplay - Farewell - Fifty-Six - Flippin - Friendship - Gassville - Greasy Corner - Hog Jaw - Horseshoe Bend - Hurricane Grove - Lead Hill - Line Store - (Line, get your lines here!) - Marked Tree - Monkey Run - Morning Star - (Lucifer?) - Mountain Fork - Nimrod - Oil Trough - Peel - Pencil Bluff - Piercetown (Lots of punks here) - Possum Grape - Salesville - Sensation - Sexton - Skylight - Snowball - Stinking Bay - Stop - Stuttgart - Three Brothers - Three Way - Toadsuck - (Not a city, but what a name!) - Turkey Scratch - Weiner - (Didn't Clinton live here at one point?) - Y City - (Y not?) - Yellville California (CA) - Angels Camp - Arcade - Avocado - Badwater - Benbow - Bummerville - Burnt Ranch - Challenge - Cool - Copperopolis - (Say that five times fast) - Crater Butte - Devils Den - Doghouse Junction - Dunmovin - Forks of Salmon - Fort Dick - French Camp - Fruitland (This is fitting for California!) - Greenacres - Happy Camp - Hellhole Palms - (Nice weekend get away) - Hercules - Idlewind - Last Chance - Los Baños (Translated: The Baths, also The Bathroom) - Los Gatos (Translated: The Cats) - Mecca - Mineral King - Mormon Bar - Nice - Paradise - Peanut - Poopout Hill - Rainbow - Roads End - Rough and Ready - Shafter - Skyforest - Sleepy Hollow - Squabbletown - Surprise - Teakettle Junction - The City - Timbuktoo - (Translated: Mother with a large navel) - Toad Town - Vacaville - (Vaca is 'cow' in Spanish) - Walnut - Weed - (Enjoy WEED California) - Wimp - Whisky Basin - You Bet - Yreka (Not to be confused with Eureka) - Zzyzx Colorado (CO) - Arapahoe (This native tribe sounds like a Snoop Dogg line) - Bonanza - Climax - Crested Butte - Dinosaur - Fairplay - Last Chance - Loveland - Paradox - Rifle - Romeo (Where for art thou Romeo, why in Colorado, where else?) - Sawpit - Southpark - Spooky Mountain - (Ooo... Spooky!) - Stoner - Sugar City Connecticut (CT) - Breakneck - Gaylordsville - Mianus - (My anus?) - Moosup - Mystic - Nut Plains Delaware (DE) - Assawoman Bay - Cocked Hat - Dover - (Hi, my name is Ben Dover. HA!) - Hourglass - Little Heaven - Long Neck Village - Middlesex Beach - Mount Joy - Viola District of Columbia (DC) - Murder Bay - (How accurate) Florida (FL) - Blackman - Bland - Bratt - Christmas - Corkscrew - (Lots of drunks) - Cox Corner - Crackertown - Early - (The men here have a problem) - Falmouth - Fluffy Landing - (A nice place for sky divers) - Fort Lonesome - (Close to Port Lonesome) - Frostproof - Goodbys - (Later!) - Greenhead - (Close to Red Head) - Hill and Dale - (Over hill, over dale) - Hooker Point - (Lots of fun loving people here) - Johnson - (You'd think it be bigger) - King Ferry - Kissimmee - Land O' Lakes - (The butter has to come from somewhere) - Longwood - Lorida - (Imaginative and original!) - Manns Spur - Miccosukee - Mount Homer - (Doh!) - Mud Hole - Needmore - Negrotown Knoll - (You've got to be kidding me!) - Niceville - Ocheesee - (Mmmm... cheesy) - Olustee - Port Lonesome - (Close to Fort Lonesome) - Punta Gorda - (Which roughly translates to "Fat Ass" in Spanish) - Red Head - (West of Greenhead) - Shiney Town - (It's all neat and shiney) - Simsville - (Didn't they make a game about this place?) - Snow Hill - (There isn't much snow or hills in Flordia) - Snows Corner - (More snow in Florida) - Turkey Foot - Two Egg - Utopia - (Orwell wrote about this place) - Wahoo - Welcome - (You are) - Yeehaw - Yeehaw Junction - Yellow Water Georgia (GA) - Ai - Ball Ground - Between - Burning Bush - Climax - Coffee - Cumming - Enigma - Experiment - Faceville - Flippen - (The local baseball team is known as the "Outs") - Flintstone - (Meet the Flintstones) - Gay - Hopeulikit - Hothouse - Locust Grove - Manassas - (Man asses?) - Santa Claus - Snapfinger - Talking Rock - Tallapoosa - (You have a tall what?) - Willacoochee Hawaii (HI) - Papa Idaho (ID) - Athol (Just don't say it with a lisp) - Coffee Point - Dead Dog Creek - Garfield - Gay - Gayway Corner - Idahome - Lightning - Magic - Skeleton Creek - Slickpoo - Triangle - Zaza Illinois (IL) - Andover - (And over, and over, and over again.) - Argyle - Beaverville - Boody - Boos - Bugaboo Creek - Burnt Prairie - Disco - Equality - Eureka - Fruit - (Lots of flamboyant people here!) - Gays - Grand Detour - (Is the entire city under construction?) - Kildeer - Love - Loves Park - Normal - Oblong - Ogle - Preemtion - (Don't come here too soon!) - Roachtown - Shafter - Slap Out - Time - (They're on your side) - Vergennes - (Sound it out) - Wacker Indiana (IN) - Ballstown - Bright - Cyclone - Dinwiddle - Domestic - Floyds Knobs - French Lick - Gas City (Mmm... beans) - Gnaw Bone - Guy - Hooker Corner - Kokomo - (Would you like some coco Moe?) - Lookout - Mechanicsburg - Munster - New Discovery - Normal - Santa Claus - Sweetser (Do they make artificial sweetener or porn?) - Zulu Iowa (IA) - Andover (And over and over...) - Bonair (Say it out loud, and what does it sound like?) - Canoe - Carbon - Church - Correctionville - Crab Town - Dean - (w00t!) - Defiance - Doon (Arrakis, desert planet) - Echo - Fertile - Ion - Kiester - Little Turkey - Locust - Loveland - Manly - Matlock - Old Town - Riceville - Sac City - Scarville - Sexton (Yee-ha!) - Tingley - What Cheer Kansas (KS) - Big Bow - Blue Mound (You may want to see your doctor about this) - Buttermilk - Climax - Deerhead (Ew!) - Eureka - Flush - Friend - Gaylord - Gas - Gross - Kickapoo (Oh man, my shoes!) - Liberal - Mound City (A man's paradise) - Neutral (AKA Boring) - Odin (What could be better than living inside a Norse deity?) - Pierceville (Ouch!) - Pleasanton (Look. It's pleasent. How quaint.) - Protection - Ransom - Salter - Skidmore - Spearville - Studley (Named after myself, I'm sure) - Tennis (There must be a bunch of wasps living here) - White Woman Creek (Is there a Black Woman Creek?) - Whitelaw (They don't take kindly to red skins) - Woods (I live in the Woods) - Zook Kentucky (KY) - Awe - (Awe, how cute) - Baptist - (In Kentucky? It just doesn't make sense!) - Beaverlick - Big Bone Lick - Big Lick - Black Jack - Blackey - Burning Fork - Burning Springs - Corner - (She lives at the corner) - Cyclone - Deer Lick - Defiance - Dogtown - Duff - (Can't get enough of that wonderful Duff!) - Fisty - Flat Lick - Fugit - (Oh, fug it!) - Gaybourn - (I was born this way) - Gays Creek - Ginseng - Gold City - (Rather high property values here) - Goose Creek - Habit - Hardmoney - Hell For Certain - Hellier - (As opposed to holier?) - Head of the Grassy - Hickman - Hicks - (Truth in advertising) - Hippo - Jugville - Knob Lick - Krypton - (Superman, stay away!) - Locust - Long Fork - Lovely - Loving - Miracle - Monkey's Eyebrow - Neon - Normal - Ordinary - Paint Lick - Pig - Pilot Oak - (You really shouldn't try to fly oak trees) - Pippa Passes - Possum Trot - Pottsville - (Lots of stones here) - Poverty - Rabbit Hask - Ready - Riceville - Shafter - Slick Rock - Smile - Spider - The Rocks - (Where love is always on the rocks) - Tobacco - Trout Louisiana (LA) - Acme - Bayou Crab - (Nothing beats some good old fashioned bayou crabs.) - Belcher - Brimstone - Centerville - Creole - Cut Off - Dry Prong - Eureka - False River (It's all in your mind man!) - Frogmore - Glasscock - (People with glasscocks shouldn't throw stones.) - Goodbee - (Shouldn't this be in Hyrule?) - Happy Jack - (Who?) - Hope - Irish Bend - Loco - Napoleonville - (I thought it would be larger.) - Port Sulphur - Saline - Shongaloo - Start - Sulphur - Sun - Vatican - (Hey! I thought this was in Italy!) - Vixen - Walet - Waterproof - Wham - White Castle Maine (ME) - Bald Head - Bangs Beach - Cancer Hill - Deadman's Corner - Dickey - Dickvale - (They wear one of these when they get married) - Dog Corner - Happy Corner - High Head - Indian Landing - Jumbo Landing - (Splat!) - Moosehead - New Limerick - (There once was a man from Nantucket) - Shy Corner - Suckerville - The Forks Marshall Islands (MH) - Anal Maryland (MD) - Accident - (This city was most likely named in the back seat of a car) - Boring - (Exciting place) - Burnt Mills Hill - Burnt Mills Village - Cockeysville - Flintstone (Are the people who live here called Flintstoners?) - Secretary - Snowhill (No hills in the area, and sometimes not even snow) - Unicorn Massachusetts (MA) - Assinippi - Avon - (Avon calling...) - Barnstable - Belchertown - Big Muddy River - Braintree - Buzzard's Bay - Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg Lake - (Translated: "Englishmen at Manchaug at the Fishing Place at the Boundary") - Cox Corner - Cummaquid - Cuttyhunk - Faggot Hill - (Um...) - Gay Head - Mashpee - Onset - Pittsfield - (Not a good place to drive.) - Sandwich - Shrewsbury - (This is where they bury all the shrews.) - Teaticket - The X - Tree of Knowledge Corner - Ware Michigan (MI) - Argyle - Bad Axe - Battle Creek - Bliss - Christmas - Climax - (Image) - Corpse Pond - (A lovely place.) - Covert - Cumber - Dick - Felch - Fruitport - Gay - Gaylord - Hell - Ironwood - (Really baby, I can go all night!) - Ivanhoe - Kinde - Linkville - Mesick - (Ah-choo!) - Mullet Lake - (Lot's of rednecks fish here) - Nirvana - Olive Center - Paradise - Peatville - Pigeon - Pine Stump Junction - Pinnebog - Popple - Raisin Center - Redman - Rust - Slapneck - Temperance - Vulcan - Wic-A-Te-Wah Minnesota (MN) - Assumption - (It makes an ass out of you and umption) - Ball Bluff - Ball Club - (Men only please.) - Beaver Bay - (Probably not as fun as it sounds) - Cherry - Climax - Cologne - Coon Rapids - (Affrimative action hasn't got here yet) - Echo - Embarrass - Fertile - Flaming - (It's so cold in Minnesota, this must have a different meaning. Gee, what could it be?) - Forbes - (Lot's of rich people here) - Gaylord - Ham Lake - (Mmmm... Lake 'o' ham) - Helle Lake - Leech Lake - Nelson - (Ha ha!) - Nimrod - Nowthen - Oxlip - Savage - Shakopee - (This is what men do after using the bathroom) - Spunk Creek - Twig - Viking - (So this is where they came from!) - Weird Lake - Young America - (We want the young Americans, all right) Mississippi (MS) - Askew - Battles - Big Point - Bloody Springs - Bonus - Christmas - Chunky - Cockrum - Crow - Dragon - Energy - Enterprise (Beam me up Scotty!) - Furry - Gin (Where's Tonic?) - Handy Corner - Homochitto - Hot Coffee - Kokomo - Leakesville - Money - Pluto - Rolling Fork - Sessions - Short - Soso - Togo - Whynot - Yazoo Missouri (MO) - Bland - Bloodland - (Now incorporated into Fort Leonard Wood.) - Briar - Butte - Climax Springs - (Yes it does) - Cooter - Conception - Cyclone - Defiance - Doolittle - Frankenstein - (Pronounced: Fronk-en-steen) - Gashland - Humansville - Licking - Loose Creek - Monkey Run - Neelyville - Knob Lick - Knob Noster - (It just sounds dirty.) - Not - (So where do you live? Not, Missouri. Okay, then where?) - Novelty - Peculiar - Pepsin - Shafter - Tightwad Montana (MT) - Big Arm - Checkboard - Divide - Happys Inn - Hungry Horse - Lame Deer - Lolo - (Didn't they make a videogame about this?) - Offer - Old Weiss And French Place - (Couldn't they make up their minds?) - Opportunity - Peyote Point - (Woah... Did you ever think about your hands man...) - Prison Farm - Square Butt - Two Dot - Yaak Nebraska (NE) - Beaver Crossing - Broken Bow - Gross - Hazard - Quick - Roach - Valentine - Wahoo Nevada (NV) - Contact - Eureka - Jackass Flats - Massacre Lake - Pahrump - Pronto - Searchlight - Shafter - Winnemucca New Hampshire (NH) - Hell Hollow - (Well isn't that inviting?) - Noone - Sandwich New Jersey (NJ) - Avon-By-The-Sea - Beaverville - Buttzville - Cheesequake - Colts Neck - Convent Station - Dicktown - Double Trouble - Egg Harbor - Foot of Ten - Fort Dix - Good Intent - Ho-Ho-Kus - Love Ladies - National Park - Normandy Beach - Peapack-Gladstone - Ship Bottom - Sicklerville - Surf City - Tranquility - Wyckoff New Mexico (NM) - Alcatraz - Chili - Chloride - Deep Tunnel - Defiance - Elephant Butte Estates - Gallup - Guy - House - Lama - Lava - Lesbia - Lobo - Loco Hills (Ca-Razy hills!) - Loving - McDonald - Nutt - Old Moses - Pie Town - (Mmmm... pie) - Queen - (Best rock band -ever-) - Rosebud - (It's a sled.) - Tingle - Truth Or Consequences - (Is that anything like truth or dare?) - Twin Buttes - Van Houten - (Is Milhouse living here?) - Weed New York (NY) - Beaverkill - (New York is all about killin') - Burnt Hills - Butts Corner - Cat Elbow Corner - Catskill - Chili Center - (Pronounced Ch-eye-L-eye) - Chipmunk - Covert (It's hard to find) - Coxsackie - Drunkard Creek - Fishkill - Gayhead - Gayville - Horseheads - (I remember being raised in lovely Horseheads.) - Kill Buck - Neversink - Perfection - Pleasantville - Purchase - Quackenkill - Sheds (I love living in Sheds) - Truthville - Tuckahoe North Carolina (NC) - Aho - Bat Cave - Big Butt - Big Lick - Blowing Rock - (It blows!) - Burnt Chimney Corner - Chimney Rock - Chocowinity - Climax - Coinjock - Crossnore - Crumpler - Cullowhee - Deep Gap - Duck - Elf - Erect - Gay - Gaylord - Grimesland - Hairtown - Horneytown - Hump Mountain - Institute - Jugtown - Kill Devil Hills - Lizard Lick - Locust - Lower Pig Pen (Near Upper Pig Pen!) - Meat Camp - Morehead City - Nags Head - Othello - Poor Town - Pope Crossing - Six Forks - Spies - Tick Bite - Toast - Townsville - (The Powerpuff Girls live here!) - Turkey - Upper Pig Pen (Near Lower Pig Pen!) - Wheat Swamp - Whynot North Dakota (ND) - Battleview - Bowbells - Bowman - Buttzville - Danzig - Dickey - Fryburg - Grassy Butte - Mazda - Mound - Omemee - Rugby - Three V Crossing - Turtle Mountain - West Bonetraill - White Earth - Zap Ohio (OH) - Ai - (They're only artificially intelligent.) - Angel - Ballville - Bloody Corners - Brilliant - Coolville (Named by a 12-year-old boy. Dude it's like totally cool!) - Defiance - Dull - Gaysport - Getaway - Hicksville - (Truth in advertizing) - Knockemstiff - Liars Corner - Lickskillet - (Wouldn't that burn your tongue?) - Long Bottom - Loveland - Mudsock - Novelty - Pandora - Pee Pee - Pussy Creek (I'll bet it gets wet a lot.) - Pyro - Seaman - Three Locks Oklahoma (OK) - America - (Mini America) - Antlers - Battiest - Beaver - Box - (Come here and get a square meal.) - Broken Arrow - Broken Bow - Bromide - (Nothing like being named after a stinking acid.) - Bowlegs - (What happened to the men here?) - Bowring - (Sounds like boring.) - Bug Tussle - Bushyhead - Cement - Chilli - (Cold chili?) - Chance - Chewey - Cox City - Dill City - Dirty Butter Creek - Drumright - (As opposed to drumwrong.) - Eville - Frogville - Gay - Gore - (Where the Internet was invented.) - Gypsy - (Lots of tramps and thieves.) - Happyland - Highway 9 Landing - Hogshooter - Hooker - Little City - Loco - Locust Grove - Long - Loving - (I'm loving it.) - Medicine Park - (Lots of druggies.) - Muse - Non - Nowata (But, I'm thirsty!) - Nowhere - Okay - Pink - Slapout - Slaughterville - Sparks - The Holy City Oregon (OR) - Ashland (Nice scenerey.) - Beaver Creek - Bend (Over) - Boring (Truth in advertising) - Bridal Veil - Brightwood - (I polish it so much) - Burnt Woods (There are a lot of burnt places in the USA!) - Christmas Valley - Curtain (Just passing through a Curtain) - Dead Horse Creek - Deadwood (Viagra can help this) - Dork Canal - Drain (Ever go down into Drain?) - Druggs Creek - (Nothing illegal here officer.) - Fossil - Funny Butte - Gaylord - Government Camp - Half.com (town.half.com) - Idiot Creek - Keno - (This should be near Vegas) - Merlin - Paisley - (The city is a fashion nightmare!) - Poop Creek - (Not a clean water supply!) - Remote - Riddle - Shitepoke Creek - Sixes - Sodaville - Spray - Sweet Home - Talent - Tilicum Beach - ('Til I cum?) - Wanker's Corner - Woodburn (Sounds like cave man talk. Ugh, wood burn!) - Zigzag Pennsylvania (PA) - Ashville - Asylum (Yes, I live in an Asylum!) - Beaver - Beaver Falls - Beaverdale (What's with the beavers? - Beersville - Bird In Hand - Blowtown - Blue Ball - Blue Bell - Breakneck - Burnt Cabins - Butztown - Climax - Coudersport - Coupon - Cyclone - Defiance - Desire - Elephant - Experiment (Was it a failed experiment?) - Fearnot - Fertility - Frostproof - Gaysport - Intercourse - Jersey Shore - (The city isn't anywhere near the shore.) - King of Prussia - Lickdale - (But what if Dale protests?) - Little Hope - Moon - Nanty Glo - Needmore - Normalville - Paradise - Paradise Crossing - Pillow - (It's so soft here) - Port Matilda - (Nowhere near a lake.) - Puseyville - Reamstown - Scotrun - (It does look a like another word, doesn't it?) - Shamokin - Slippery Rock - State College - Swamproot - Torpedo - Transfer - Unicorn - Virginville - Wawa - Yocumtown Rhode Island (RI) - Mooseup Valley - Rice City - Satans Kingdom - (Probably not the safest place for a Christian.) South Carolina (SC) - Cow Head Landing - (The rain here is gross.) - Coward - Cowpens - Due West - Fingerville - Five Forks - Hell Hole Swamp - Lucknow - Lugoff - Mechanicsville - Ninety Six (I prefer the reverse) - Pickens (And they're slim) - Sapphire - Sneads Ferry - Toxaway (Toxic waste site perhaps?) - Ware Place (I don't know where!) - Waterloo - Welcome - Winterville South Dakota (SD) - Buffalo Gap - Eagle Butte - Gayville - Medicine Knoll Creek - Oral - Porcupine - Red Shirt - Yankton Tennessee (TN) - Algood - Blackman - Blondy - Bean Station - Bell Buckle - Big Lick - Blue Goose - Boring - Bucksnort - Bugscuffle - Camelot - (It's only a model) - Christmasville - Comfort - Defeated - Difficult - Dowelltown - (We make dowels!) - Ducktown - Erie - (It's so errie!) - Finger - Flippin - (You flippin son of a beach) - Flynns Lick - Forked Deer - (Well you wouldn't use a spoon would you?) - Friendsville - Frog Jump - Gassaway - Goat City - Gruetli-Laager - Guys - Happy Valley - Hoodoo - (Who do, you do, do what) - Horny Head Creek - King Arthur Court - Lick Creek - Lick Skillet - Marrowbone - Nameless - Nankipoo - Nutbush - (Use your imagination) - Only - Overall - Ozone - Pall Mall - Red Boiling Springs - Riceville - Salt Lick - Skullbone - Short Mountain - (Isn't it just a hill then?) - Sneedville - Soddy Daisy - Spot - (See spot, see spot run) - Static - Stinking Creek - Sweet Lips - Three Forks - Wahoo - Walnut Shade - Wetmore - Whites Creek - (Segregation even for the creeks) Texas (TX) - Abercrombie - Bangs - Bean Station - Bee Cave - Black Jack - Bootleg - Bushland (Bring the razor!) - China Grove (Talkin' 'bout the China Grove) - Coke - Cool - Cummins Crossing - Cut and Shoot - Cyclone - Desert - (I live in the Desert.) - Dime Box - Dimmitt - Ding Dong (The witch is dead) - Dogie Mountain - Dripping Springs - Dry Devil's River - Earth - Elevation - Fairy - (I guess the old steers and queers saying is true!) - Flower Mound - Frognot - Gay Hill - Gaylord - Glasscock County - (People with glasscocks shouldn't throw stones) - Goodnight - Grand Saline - Gun Barrel City - Happy - Heckville (Such harsh words) - High - Hitchcock (Ouch) - Hogeye - Hoop and Holler - Kermit - Kickapoo (Gross, it's all over my shoes now) - Latexo - Looneyville - Lovelady - Millsap - Monkstown - (Only monks allowed!) - Muleshoe - Nameless - Needmore - New Corn Hill (Right next to the Old Corn Hill) - Noonday - Notrees - Oatmeal - Personville - Pidcoke (It just sounds wrong) - Pointblank - Ponder - Reklaw (Walker spelled backwards) - Salty - Scissors - Shafter - Short - Small - (I thought everything was bigger in Texas) - Study Butte - Sugar Land - Tarzan - Telephone - Tigertown - Trophy Club - Turkey - Twitty - Uncertain - Walhalla - (Couldn't spell Valhalla?) - White Settlement - (No segregation issues here) - Zipperlandville Utah (UT) - American Fork (Must be low quality) - Beaver - Bluff - Circleville - Dutch John - Echo - Elmo - Enterprise (Boldy go here!) - Eureka - Fillmore - Helper - Hurricane (In Utah?) - Jerusalem - (They're in denial.) - Koosharem - (Sounds like Cooch Harem) - Mexican Hat - Moroni - Nipple - (Hee hee!) - Plain City - Shivwits - Sunset - Thistle - Toquerville (Sounds like To Queer Ville) - Tropic (Nothing in Utah is tropical) - Virgin Vermont (VT) - Dummerston Center - Gaysville - Hateful Hill - Mosquitoville - (Guess what they're known for.) - Poor Farm Virginia (VA) - Allison Gap - Backbone - Bumpass - Burnt Chimney - Burnt Factory - Burnt Tree - Butts - Crab Orchard - Culpeper - Dinwiddie - Dry Fork - Dumfries - Fagg - (Not very politically correct, is it?) - Frog Level - Goby - Gore - Hairy Head Pond - (Wonder how it got this name?) - Helemt - (I bet she gives great helmet) - Index - Java - Lawyers - Lick Skillet - Manassas - (Man asses?) - Mechanicsville - Mouth of Wilson - Office Hall - Onancock - Scotchtown - Scrabble - Scuffletown - Short Pump - Slabtown - Stones Store - (Step right up, get your stones here) - Threeway - Tightsqueeze - Tiny - Wise - Wolftown Washington (WA) - Big Beaver Valley - Bow - Crazy Cow Creek - Dexter by the Sea - Dynamite - Forks - George - (The people here are very curious) - Ghoul Creek - Humptulips - (Okay, if you insist) - Index - Medical Lake - Mock City - (It's not real, it's only a mock city) - Puyallup - Soap Lake - Starbuck - (I wonder if they had a sponser?) - Sunnyside - (There are actually three Sunnysides in Washington. Lots of egg eaters.) - Tillicum - (How long will that be?) - - Vader - (I am your father!) - Walla Walla West Virginia (WV) - Alloy - Beards Fork - Beaver - Big Ugly Creek - Burnt House - Cheat River - Cucumber - Dille - Dunmore (This here town has dun more than any other!) - Fairplay (Near Scrabble) - Flattop - Frazier's Bottom - Gassaway - Gay - Hacker Lick Run - Hacker Valley - Hancock - (It's not what it looks like!) - Job - Jumping Branch - Kermit - Kingwood (Honest baby, I get kingwood!) - Left Hand - Mount Gay - Nitro - Odd - Omps - (Must be nice to be named after a sound effect.) - Paw Paw - Pinch - Polish Mountain - (Not a valley?) - Red House (Russian version of the White House?) - Red Jacket - Romance - Scrabble - Stony Bottom (Major hemerroid area) - Wahoo - War (What is it good for?) - Widen (They're big on eating) Wisconsin (WI) - Cheeseville - Dickeyville - Dyckesville - Eden - (So that's where Adam and Eve came from.) - Embarrass - Enterprise - (The USS Enterprise!) - Euren - (It may be spelled differently, but it still sounds like urine!) - Gays Mills - Imalone - (I'm Alone... city for emos) - Institute - Pardeeville - Pittsville - Polar - (Anyone live by Polar?) - Pound - Spread Eagle (What kind of stuff goes on here?) - Superior - Waldo (I found Waldo!) Wyoming (WY) - Arapahoe (A rap a hoe, fo shizzle) - Arnold Place (Shouldn't that be Arnold's Place? Sheesh!) - Athol (The people that live here are such Athols.) - Bar Nunn (Nun?) - Buckskin Crossing (How exactly does the skin of an animal cross something?) - Camel Hump - Chugwater (Chug water? Must be Mormons.) - Crazy Woman Creek - Cyclone - Dead Woman Crossing - Deadmans Corner - Devils Tower - Gillette (The best a man can get) - Greybull (I prefer Redbull) - Little Medicine - Muddy Gap - New Fork - Sand Draw - Soda Butte - Soda Lake - Skull Creek - Ten Sleep