Wheatus - Teenage Dirtbag Her name is Noel I have a dream about her She rings my bell I got gym class in half an hour Oh how she rocks In kids and tube socks But she doesn't know who I am And she doesn't give a damn about me Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me ooooooooo Her boyfriend's a dick And he brings a gun to school And he'd simply kick My ass if he knew the truth He lives on my block And he drives an IROC But he doesn't know who I am And he doesn't give a damn about me Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me oooooooo Oh yeah dirtbag, no she doesn't know what she's missin Oh yeah dirtbag, no she doesn't know what she's missin Man I feel like mold It's prom night and I am lonely Low and behold She's walking over to me This must be fake My lip starts to shake How does she know who I am And why does she give a damn about I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden baby Come with me Friday, don't say maybe Im just a teenage dirtbag baby like you oooooooooo Oh yeah dirtbag, no she doesn't know what she's missin Oh yeah dirtbag, no she doesn't know what she's...missin'