South Park - Uncle Fucka

Terrance: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka 
You're a cock-sucking ass-licking uncle fucka 
You're an uncle fucka, yes it's true 
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you 

Phillip: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka 
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka 
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, 
You just fuck your uncle all day long 

(farting noises) 
Terrance: Hmm! 
(farting noises) 
(laughing) 
(farting noises) 
Mountie: What's going on here? 
(farting noises) 
People: OOOoooooooooooooh 
Fucker fucker uncle fucka uncle fucka fucka fucka fucka 
T & P: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka (Terrance: uncle fucka) 

Terrance: You're a boner-biting bastard uncle fucka 
Phillip: You're an uncle fucka I must say 
Terrance: Well you fucked your uncle yesterday 
Everyone: (laughing) 
People: Uncle fucka... thats 
Everyone: U-N-C-L-E fuck you
Uncle Fuckaaaaaa tonight... 

Phillip: Suck my balls!