Roy Zimmerman - Fucking For Chastity

They say that fighting a war for peace
Is like f*cking for chastity
And I don't know why

'Cause fighting a war for peace
Seems like a bad idea
But f*cking for chastity
Is worth a try

So let's all f*ck for chastity
Just to see if it works
And if it doesn't work, let's try it again

Yeah, let's all f*ck for chastity
And screw the war for peace
And get equal coverage on Showtime and CNN

They say that eating a lamb for vegetarianism
Is like bombing for disarmament
Is like playing Super Mario
To get your math homework done

Is like installing a puppet regime for democracy
Is like bowling for poetry
Is like ridding the world of international terrorism
By engaging in international terrorism

So let's all f*ck for chastity
And for Sonny and Cher
And if it doesn’t work, let's do it anyways

Yeah, let's all schtup for celibacy
And screw the war for peace
And do unto ourselves what the current administration is doing to us
already in so many ways
Come on people now!