Robb Roy - Magic Lotion

Do you wanna know what's killing everyone today? 
Who will you believe, the doctors, singers, or the dietitians 
Place your bets, this is as deep as it's gonna get 
Equal is Sweet and Low, sugar will set you free 
TV talks, everybody listens 
Fever breaks, everybody sweats 
Where's the secret potion 
The magic lotion 
Where's the cure

21st century gonna be better for me and you 
If you're feeling blue just pop a beauty pill 
We don't need to make no plans, the government will hold our hands 
An exercise guru will be our president 
Simon sez your neighbor's watching 
They all know that you've been very bad 
Where's the secret potion 
The magic lotion 
Where's the cure

Spread on that lotion 
No need for you to feel ashamed 
There's no reason for you to suffer 
The future's bright, all is right

It's come to this, Nostradamus always knew 
If you wanna know the truth then read the Weekly Star 
I know it seems a little strange 
It puts an ache into your brain 
Monkeys are giving birth to Winston Churchill clones 
Preacher rants God is gonna get you 
Hold on tight the ride is nearly over 
Where's the secret potion 
The magic lotion 
Where's the cure