Ogden Edsl - Dead Puppies Aren't Much Fun

Dead puppies
Dead puppies
Dead puppies aren't much fun.
They don't come
When you call
They don't chase
Squirrels at all
Dead puppies aren't much fun.

My puppy died
Late last fall
He's still rotting
In the hall
Dead puppies aren't much fun

Mom says puppy's
Days are through
She'd going to put him
In the stew
Dead puppies aren't much fun