My First Earthquake - Sack Lunch The pre-pube found himself at home His parents left him all alone The pizza boxes of his heart Empty before they start. He said to me how can I know That he's the child of a ho I said it's written All over your face. He came to classes I visit Asked what is love? Do I miss it? I said wherever you find it It probably already is. I slipped He slumped I bummed a bump We woke up cold And I said I'm stumped He said don't think I said fine. I'll see you tomorrow Class resumed September 8th I eyed him up when he came in late He passed me a note that read I'd love to meet you in your own bed. I thought I'm way too old for this He's not 18. Don't he get the gist I said our ages, they don't fit. He said I am mature for my age I said you don't know you cannot gage You only know other kids your age. I slipped He slumped I bummed a bump We woke up cold And I said I'm stumped He said don't think I said fine. I'll see you tomorrow He's in my daughter's cooking class Wearing an apron slung low on his ass I thought Wouldn't it be fine For us to leave and change our minds? He said, I don't know. That don't sound great. But me and pre-pube, we found ourselves loving and coveting the same Lord. Lord, lord, lord, lord. News made it all the way back home Hubby said I left the kids alone I said how could I love a 12 year-old boy? I slipped He slumped I bummed a bump We woke up cold And I said I'm stumped He said don't move I said fine. I'll see you tomorrow I'll see you tomorrow You little chalkboard of a boy Chalkboard as a toy Break my heart, you boy. Leave it on the sidewalk. You fucking boys are all the same. Oh, all the same.