Monty Python - I've Got A Lovely Bunch of Coconuts

Down at an English fair, 
One evening I was there, 
When I heard a showman shouting 
Underneath the flare: 

Hoi've got a lovely bunch o' coconuts. 
There they are a-standin' in a row. 
Big ones, small ones, some as big as yer 'ead! 
Give 'em a twist, a flick o' the wrist, 
That's what the showman said. 

Hoi've got a lovely bunch o' coconuts. 
Hevery ball yer throw will make me rich. 
There stands me wife, the idol of me life, 
Singin' "roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!" 

Singin' "roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch! 
Singin' "roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch! 
Roll a-bowl a ball, singin' roll a-bowl a ball a penny a pitch!" 

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts (They're lovely!) 
There they are a standing in a row. 
(One, two, three, four) 
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head 
(And bigger) 
Give 'em a twist, a flick of the wrist, thats what the showman said. 

Now that hoi've got a lovely bunch of coconuts. 
(Have a banana OR La da da da da) 
Hevery ball you throw will make me rich. 
There stands me wife, the idol of me life, 
Singin' "roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!" 
All together now! 

Singin' "roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!" 
(Harmony!) 
Singin' "roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!" 
Roll a-bowl a ball, roll a-bowl a ball, singin' roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch. 

Singin' roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!