The Mikado - Three Little Maids From School Are We

All Three:  Three little maids from school are we,
            Pert as a school-girl well can be,
            Filled to the brim with girlish glee,
            Three little maids from school!
Yum-Yum:    Everything is a source of fun. (chuckle)
Peep-Bo:    Nobody's safe, for we care for none! (chuckle)
Pitti-Sing: Life is a joke that's just begun! (chuckle)
	
All Three:  Three little maids from school!
            Three little maids who, all unwary,
            Come from a ladies' seminary,
            Freed from its genius tutelary —
            Three little maids from school,
            Three little maids from school!
Yum-Yum:    One little maid is a bride, Yum-Yum —
Peep-Bo:    Two little maids in attendance come —
Pitti-Sing: Three little maids is the total sum.
All Three:  Three little maids from school!

Yum-Yum:    From three little maids take one away.
Peep-Bo:    Two little maids remain, and they —
Pitti-Sing: Won't have to wait very long, they say —
All Three:  Three little maids from school!
Chorus:     Three little maids from school!
All+Chorus: Three little maids who, all unwary,
            Come from a ladies' seminary,
            Freed from its genius tutelary —
All Three:  Three little maids from school!
All+Chorus: Three little maids from school!