Melhi - Mimes (Paradoy of "Signs")

Well the mimes, they're
Chalk faced creepy people
Dressed all alike

They get tugged by air
Pretend like they're trapped
And it's pointless to ask them why

So if you're shook by a mime panhandling, man
Here's what you do 

Throw some change in its hat
And then tell it to scat 
Slow!
Make -- no sudden moves

Oh, oh oh!

Mimes, mimes
Terrified of mimes
Hate it when they follow me
Wish they'd all die
They're just human rats
God I hate those mimes!

Oh the mimes bug ev'rybody
Love harassing! 
Filthy parasites!

So I planned my defense
In case one should pounce 
Hey! What if one should bite?

They get in your face
Won't let you 'round
And you don't know just where they've been

If one comes near
Just mace it in the face
Man, it might have distemper!

Mimes, mimes
Terrified of mimes
Hate it when they follow me
Wish they'd all die
They're just human rats
God I hate those mimes!

Now, hey you critter
Can't you speak?
Now, tell me would it hurt to try and make you scream?
You can't tell a judge if you can't speak
You sure you want to be here?

The mime fled 
You got to understand 
It's not hard to make them cry 
Ha!

(Instrumental break)

The mime got
Twenty seven others
Came back to make me pay

And when I saw them sporting bats
I avoided the brawl
I didn't have a reason to stay

So I ran like the wind
Not a pray-er
But I prayed for 
The death of the mimes

I begged, 
Please dear Lord, they're catching up to me!
Could you smite those freakin' mimes?!

Whew!

Mimes, mimes
Terrified of mimes
Hate it when they follow me
Wish they'd all die
They're just human rats
God I hate those mimes!

Mimes! Mimes!
Terrified of mimes!
(Instrumental)
Mimes! Mimes!
(Instrumental / fade)