Hello Saferide - My Best Friend

You call me up in the morning,
we'll stay on the phone 'til dawning.
You tell me secrets I actually keep.
You call me up around noon and,
and bring me all the good gossip.
You hold my head when I throw up,
I hold your hand when you weep.

And we talk about the friends
and we talk about the records,
and we talk about the life,
and we talk about the death,
and we dance in the living room, 
we dance on the sidewalks,
we dance in the movies,
we dance at the festivals,
and dance, dance.
No men ever really dance like this.

Damn! I wish I was a lesbian.
Damn! I wish I was a lesbian.
Damn! I wish I was,
and that you were, too. (That you were too)

Damn! I wish I was a lesbian.
Damn! I wish I was a lesbian.
Damn! I wish I was,
so I could fall in love with you.

You call me up in the evenings,
and tell me what they did this time.
No matter what, I'm by your side.
When it's raining, we'll go to the video store--
we even like the same movies.
no damn Jedis or hobbits this time.

And you laugh at my jokes,
and I laugh at your jokes,
and I even like the birthday presents you get me,
and we dance in the living room,
dance on the sidewalks,
dance in the movies,
dance at the festivals,
and dance, dance.
No men ever really dance like this.

Damn! I wish I was a lesbian.
Damn! I wish I was a lesbian.
Damn! I wish I was,
and that you were, too. (That you were too)

Damn! I wish I was a lesbian.
Damn! I wish I was a lesbian.
Damn! I wish I was,
so I could fall in love with you.
So I could fall in love with you.

Why don't, why don't I fall,
why don't, why don't I fall,
why don't I fall in love with you?

Why don't, why don't I fall,
why don't, why don't I fall,
why don't I just fall in love with you?

Why don't, why don't I fall,
why don't, why don't I fall,
why don't I just fall in love with you?