The Friars - Stay

You say, I'm hung like a hamster.
You say, I never gave you an orgasm. So?

And I thought we could see other people,
if we didn't do it for long.
And you thought you had a committment.
Now you know that you were wrong, but it meant nothing
Yeah, it meant nothing.

You say, I come home drunk all the time. 
I hang out with my friends, 
I can't get it hard to go the distance that you want me
To anytime, anywhere. 
You don't understand my penile flare. 
I always have to beg for it, no, no, no, AHHHHHH...

Well, I turn the radio on, I leave the toilet seat up. 
I'd never give up the remote control.
Forgot to bring my wallet on our last three dates. 
Never bought you anything on Valentine's Day. 

And I don't really feel like watching Sleepless in Seattle for the seventeenth time. 
Well, it's not that I've seen it, but I've...seen it.

And you thought we'd last forever, but now you're not so sure. 
You want to have a conversation, 
but I'm always watching basketball, and Sportscenter, and porn. 

You say that we really need to talk (to talk, to talk, to talk), 
and I say, "No, I'm much too drunk (to talk, to talk, to talk)", 
I said, "I'm gonna heave, gonna heave."
Oh, and now I think that I must have said something wrong, 'cause you slugged me. 
Yeah, in my hamster (screw you). 

You say you think you can forgive me if I really tried to change, 
and you're getting really psycho. I have to leave the country 'cause I'm scared of you. 

And you say, "No play." 
You say, "I'm sleeping with your best friend." So?