DZK - YTMND vs. Sega

Dear Brett Farrell, legal department,
Sega.... Europe? What the fuck? you retarded?
first off smarty, your late to the party
and no-one thinks we're related even hardly

Cause number one, we're in a different country
number two, Sega never made nothing funny
number three... and this ain't debatable
no one at Sega has ever been creative, dude

Are you serious? the Hedgehog, son?
Sonic ain't been hot since Mortal Kombat 1
I'm not getting it, maybe I'm an idiot
but, what? -- is the U.K. still playing Genesis?

The Hog had a his spotlight, now he's done
you all the only ones selling Power Gloves
still? Now what's up? You got your panties loaded
Cause some jokes got written 'bout your pansy rodent

So you fancy homo's, send a letter annoyed with
the fact your faggy cartoon's been exploited
news flash genius, the only reason
Sonic ain't a ghost --- is cause WE KEEP IT BREATHING

Pull the web sites, you're pulling your franchise
out the public eye and you're taking an anti-
freedom of speech, stance which does make me
laugh cause your game's full of fuckin' rape scenes

[interlude]

You keep investing on some ring-collecting
speed-ingesting freaks with a deep selection
of side-kick's named so homoerotic
Knuckles? Tails? Cream? - please... come off it

Jesus, people, what the fuck are you thinking?
why not name them -- "Masturbation", "Ass", "Semen"
please believe this, YTMND is
not your biggest problem... I think the Japanese men

Who make your video game, maybe wrong
in the head, ever since we had dropped the bomb
as illustrated by your visual storms
of furry animal rape and gay tentacle porn

and the rainbow floors on your maps, for sure
suggest Sonic and Tails maybe friends, maybe more
any male half sure of how he's leaning
is one Sonic level from a ballerina

There's so much spinning, must be male gymnasts
I saw the Olympics, they all got a limp wrist
and is this his partner? the acrobat
that's like having a motherfuckin' tag on your ass

That says "Entrance" not "Exit" --- if you wanna sex this
all you gotta do is have a dick and a fetish
for rings, just bring your thing and come get it
and that's what everyone thought, I'm just the one who said it