Humor - Candy Hearts for Singles on Valentine's Day

Candy Hearts For Singles
On Valentine's Day

Valentine's Day is a day of love and romance. Provided you have someone to share it with. Otherwise, it's a painful reminder that you're single, and you probably will be single for the rest of your life, because nobody loves you, and everybody hates you, and life is meaningless, and your existence is pointless, because we're all gonna die, but you will die alone, because you suck!

So anyway, here are some candy hearts for the people whose heart is broken.

I Hate Life I Suck Kill Me Life Sucks I Hate Love Life's Pain

Nobody Loves Me I Love Death Love Sucks Love's Evil Hope I Die Pity Me

Want To Die I Am Nobody Love Hurts I'm So Alone I'm A Loser Broken

Special thanks to ACME Laboratories' Heart Maker Program.