So like, you're a big muscular toad, and uh, you beat up rats and stuff. Plus, when you kick stuff your foot turns into a giant boot. Also, every few seconds you die. Did I mention that the main villain is a
vinyl-clad dominatrix? Because she is.
Dance Dance Revolution
Our market research shows that the one thing fat videogame playing geeks want more than anything else is... to dance! So we make a game that requires them to jump around on arrows to dance music with titles
like "Little Boy (Boy On Boy Mix)" while strangers can gawk at them.
What is every kid's dream job? Astronaut? Fireman? Sports franchise owner? No! All of these jobs don't come near the excitement of the best dream job of them all, and I think we all know what that is. You
guessed it: city planner!
Super Mario Bros.
Okay. You're a plumber. And you jump on turtles with wings. If you eat a giant mushroom you grow taller, and flowers let you spit fire. Did I mention that you get to slide down enormous green pipes in order to
fight squid? That's kind of important to to the plot.
So what it is is that there are these shapes--seven all together--and they fall from the sky... and you make lines out of them. Over and over again. Until you can't do it anymore. That's cool, right?
You're an insect that eats walls and can spit dots. Every now and then a triangle thingy turns into a sentient saw blade and tries to cut you up something fierce. And you're also attacked by a hyphen. But if
you shoot the triangle with a rectangle you win.