Comic Others Skepticism

tallguy writes:

 I quail at the thought!

Baughbe writes:

 Anyone who would believe this passage must be a real birdbrain.

Baughbe writes:

 And one more passing thought... Everybody gathers birds, everybody eats birds, God kills everyone who ate the birds... (does the math) That means: Everybody is dead. Why do I get the feeling this very important fact is about to be completely ignored in the next passage? As for the untold number as TAG put it? well since God sent these, who would NOT be eating them? These would all be gathered and at the next meal time prepared and served. So pretty much this would be everybody.

God writes:

 Exactly, Baughbe. That was the end of the Israelites. Everything after this passage is a lie directly inspired by Satan (who is my alter ego, BTW, don't tell anyone).

0123456789 writes:

 Imperial units, short scale numbers, aaaaargh! Thank You citizens of USA for being so different in the fundament of science.

 (Devil's Advocate Hat...) ...You do realize that the metric system is specific to Earth, because it's based upon the circumference of this particular planet at its equator? Sure, the base ten mathematics division is handy, but we'll have to keep lugging around these purely Earth-based lengths and weights when we go to Mars or Neptune or wherever (and pray the Earth doesn't pack any more kilotonne pounds around her middle...or even lose any)!

TheAlmightyGuru writes:

 Thank science for the metric second which works on any planet!

TheAlmightyGuru writes:

 Also, I think God has run afowl! ;-D

trouble writes:

 Run afowl. Oh cod. That joke smelt. Did you do it just for the halibut. :-)

Belg writes:

 @Ladyofthemasque You a bit out of date, Since 1983, metre (meter for you USA folk) has been defined as "the length of the path traveled by light in vacuum during a time interval of 1/299,792,458 of a second." Other SI units are also the same on any given planet so no point not to use them...

Oh the irony!