Just in case it does... I'm the richest, sexiest, most smartest man in the whole wide world! No foolin'!



rimecuka writes:


And i'm the biggest smart ass commenting on this comic.

TheAlmightyGuru writes:


And I appreciate your kind words. ;-)

merideth writes:



Spectre100 writes:


I lay claim to most irresistable sex object... Women want me and men want to be me...

Ray writes:


I know I'm a couple months late, but while re-reading this I couldn't resist, please forgive me non-god that is TAG.

If all of the above comments are true, then I'm the wittiest & am going to invent fireproof armor for unicorns.

TheAlmightyGuru writes:


But will the armor fit Invisible Pink Unicorns?

Bluecheetos writes:


I call smartest man then. But, now that I am the smartest man I realize I should have chosen something better. Dang.

Katy writes:


@Bluecheetos - the smartest man would also realize that the humble creator of this comic ALREADY CALLED smartest man! LOL

Besides, if just saying it made it so, then all the people who have kept telling me over the past 7 years "Oh, well, at least it can't get any worse" or "Well it can only get better from here" would have been right ... instead of 180 degrees W R O N G! Next time someone tells you it can't get any worse, run away screaming, because not only can it, but it quite probably will, thanks to the jackass that just told you that ...

TheAlmightyGuru writes:


Oh, come on Katy... what could possibly go wrong?

Double U writes:


Let me join the bandwagon: I am the author of this comic! Ha!

Well, so this ain't my style. Interesting stuff, though.

This Site is a FAIL. writes:


LOL... Word of God is the truth.

This Site is a FAIL.

TheAlmightyGuru writes:


@This Site is a FAIL.: Humorously, your comment is already covered in the punchline of this comic.

Double U writes:


That was awesome, Mr. Guru. :-)

Anyway, my only issue is that I would think most Christians are a little more intelligent than, "I'm right and you're wrong in spite of all your evidence so NYAH." Just a thought.

TheAlmightyGuru writes:


@Double U: I agree with you. This guy is just a bad apple. Every group has them, but if a group wants to be treated with respect, they should be chastising these ignoramuses.

Larqua writes:


Welp this is incredibly late. (I'll be melendur/Melendr or w/e I was using at the time for a while)

I call. ..uh. ..most POWERFUL man in the world, politically, financially, physically.

Ray writes:


If man always thanks this God for everything that he as accomplished, Why was man supposely put here again. Oh thats right to whorship,serve, and to fear this all loving god. There is no dicussing anything with some christians.

SoapyCola writes:


I call the perfect sized penis. In other words, it will adjust its size based on whatever the woman I am with at the time wants.


Oh the irony!