I've edited God's speech a bit for the sake of brevity. He tends to babble on and on about herbs and grass and trees and fruit and seeds and... crap, it's wearing off on me!

Genesis 1:11.



Bluecheetos writes:


Is he still talking to himself? Why doesn't god just make some friends or something since he is all powerful?

Katy writes:


aren't there all kinds of angels about all the time being obsequious and singing his praises and such? perhaps he's narrating so they can get their song lyrics up-to-date?

This Site is a FAIL. writes:


Actually it's them, the trinity.

You said yourself, you've 'edited' the word of GOD, no wonder youre getting everything wrong. That and you're considering religious fanatics not true read unbiased persons.

This Site is a FAIL.

TheAlmightyGuru writes:


@This Site is a FAIL.: Trinity doesn't exist anywhere in the bible. It is a Christian construct that wasn't even written about until the 3rd century. And it wasn't considered Christian canon until the 4th century.

And feel free to check your bible to see if my edited version is missing anything important.

Katy writes:


Here's something that should blow "MyFaceIsAFail"'s mind ... until the 5th century ACE, reincarnation was part of Xtian dogma ... but obviously that challenged the religious leaders' personal power - if people thought they got to come back and try again, why should they be worried about heaven or annihilation (because hell is also only dogmatic, NOT biblical - the Lake of Fire was only for demons)? No, that would never do - they might stop giving all that money to the church so that the leaders of the church would no longer be able to live in luxury while the average believer lived in abject poverty.


Oh the irony!