Freaks and Geeks
|Ready for a long weekend of sleep!|
The students at this public school in Atlanta, Georgia have a strong message for their gay classmate Tim Jefferson, if you ever come back,
we'll shoot you!
An unarmed man is shot several times in the back for fleeing police officer Adams Lin. The man is now paralyzed, and Lin has been
cleared of all charges. Also, Ervin Leon Edwards became belligerent after being arrested for wearing
sagging pants, as I think any other sane person would. But after an altercation in the jail cell, he was tased by police officers for what they claim was five seconds, which shouldn't be enough to
kill a person, but the cell video shows what appears to be Edwards being tased for much longer, and then he was left to die in the jail cell. Naturally, the local police denied any wrong doing, but
the matter is being taken up with the Department of
Justice (but don't hold your breath).
There just aren't enough men in the arts and positions of power.
Humans and dogs have evolved to love each other!
St. Joseph Catholic Middle School wanted to remind student Rose McGrath what is means to be a Catholic, so they expelled her for missing to much class while she was
recovering from cancer.
Nostalgia Chick reviews the worst Disney sequels: part 1,
Astrology is just a fancy word for bigotry.
Warren Robinett gives a nice postmortem of his 1979 Atari game, Adventure.
|Come and knock on our door|
40 questions to determine the true religion... with commentary!
In a good example of how words can have frighteningly differing etymologies, Tisdale, Saskatchewan is considering changing its current motto of, "Land of
Rape and Honey."
Even though it's perfectly legal, US Marshals do not like being filmed and will destroy your property when you try to do it.
After Belle Gibson was diagnosed with terminal brain cancer, but after dealing with the awful side-effects of radiation and chemotherapy she decided, like many other people before her, to forgo
medical treatment and try to fight the cancer with diet, exercise, and unproven "cures." She became online famous by writing about her experience dealing with the horrors of brain cancer and the
seizures it causes, but also how her all-natural regime was helping her. Wanting to help others follow her cancer-fighting diet, she put together a phone app and a $1 million in the process, leading
to her story being covered in Elle Magazine. Now, she's publishing a book on her story! There was just one tiny problem... Belle Gibson never had cancer. She lied about it all for attention and money,
and with her lie came the eventual death of countless people who stopped their medical treatment to follow her. Elle Magazine has not written an article explaining how they were
taken in by this fraud.
What's the difference between being objectified and being empowered? Perhaps it should be based on where the power lies in
You probably don't want to watch NBC's made-for-TV remix of the bible, but perhaps you can stomach this 5-minute condensed version.
Nutrition and diet fads are pretty much the same dogma behind the Garden of Eden
Well that's an interesting star/nebula/binary system/death cannon.
The US Supreme Court has ruled that invocations are fine at government meetings, even those that revere a specific god, but if a government wants to do it, they can't exclude anyone. Well, tell
that to Greenville, South Carolina. They refuse to let atheists give an invocation. But just to show how diverse they are, they explain how they're invocations have run the gamut between [Christian
denomination], [another Christian denomination], and [a third Christian denomination], oh yeah, and a
We're actively warming the planet at an irreversible rate which is causing all the sequestered water in glaciers to melt. Well, what happens to our coastal cities when
all the ice is melted?
There have been studies that suggest that religious people are more mentally stable than non-religious people, but these are usually comparing highly religious people to non very religious people.
When you compare highly religious people to highly secular people, they're both about equally mentally stable. This suggests that it's not religion, but a confident world-view that
Lawrence Krauss gives a wonderful lecture on the science of nothing.
John Kirk Councilman demonstrates how you can use the bible to justify anything, even
raping a child.
Aron Ra gives a primer on organic chemistry.
Yet another study shows no link between autism and vaccinations.
Brentalfloss adds lyrics to the Super Mario Land 2 theme.
It isn't enough that the NSA is listening to your phone calls, reading your emails, and seeing your dickpics. Now they're working with Congress to pass a bill that will protect companies who want
to send your personal data to the NSA without a warrant.
What goes on under your computer's hood when you click a link?
|And some junk|
I've written some commentary to a Internet forward called, 11 Little Known Facts About Islam.
The FBI admits that from 1972 to 1999, their forensics department was over-stating to judges and juries their accuracy with hair analysis. In reality, they were not using rigorous scientific
standards to match hair. This accounted for about 95% of the cases where they used hair analysis, which may have led to the conviction of potentially hundreds of innocent people, including 32 cases
that resulted in death
Aron Ra's wonderful lecture on faith, AKA, believing what you know ain't so.
Michigan Dieseltec owner Brian Klawiter is having a hell of a time trying to recover from openly refusing to serve members of the LGBT community. After admitting that Jesus probably wouldn't turn
away homosexual customers, he reminded his audience that Jesus didn't have children to protect from the gay. That's right, he's terrified that homosexuals will expose themselves to his children.
Sadly, Klawiter doesn't know the difference between a pedophile and a homosexual. All of this bad press has put a target on his back; his company's online presence is in the gutter, his criminal
history is being brought back to haunt him, and his fund-raiser was shut down due to his hate-speech. All he has left to fall back on is his religion, which unfortunately is what is causing him to
lose his livelihood in the first
place. Having once been a hate-filled Christian myself, I really feel bad for the guy.
The Nostalgia Chick reviews The Fifth Element.
Republican Allen West explains how, when he played high school football, nobody ever got injured because they had prayers
before the games. Sounds like someone took so many shots to the head, his memory is
Here is why fluoride is good for your teeth.
Jehovah's Witnesses did something that religious apologists should never do, quote a -living- scientist. I say this because, as anyone who watches a lot of religious debates knows, when religious
people quote scientists, they're almost always misquoting them to further their religious agenda. This is fine when you misquote a dead scientist who can't defend themselves, but when you quote a
living scientist, there is always the problem of them calling you out on it. Sure enough, when the Jehovah's Witnesses quoted biologist Rama Singh in their January edition of Awake! magazine saying
that many educated people disagree with evolution, word of this quote found its way to Singh who thoroughly and completely called them out on it saying that he doesn't believe in Creationism, he
doesn't know of even a minority of scientists who do, and that the Jehovah's Witnesses knowingly misrepresented him. The offending quote was removed from the digital version of Awake!, but the church
never acknowledged the lie and has yet to
apologized for it.
Religion is false because I can kill this angel with a shovel.
|Elf needs sleep, badly!|
With one co-worker on vacation and the other on-location for an installation, I have to get up two hours early every day this week. I'm not amused.
For the past 37 years, Parma, Missouri has been run by Mayor Randall Ramsey. But for the first time ever, the city elected a black female for Mayor, Ms Tyrus Byrd. This change caused 5 out of 6 of
the city's police officers to immediately quit. Kind of makes you wonder, is it just racism, or is there some deeper corruption involved with the
Australia is wisely putting a stop to people pretending that their religion doesn't allow them to
vaccinate their children. It would be nice to see
a similar law in the USA.
14-year-old DezJuan Sanders was shot and killed in Elkhart, Indiana after an altercation with a yet unknown person. When asked about the shooting, Elkhart Sheriff Chris Snyder said, "A lot of it
falls on the parents. They need to take some responsibility to make sure their guns are locked up," and then, ""You take God and prayer out of schools and you take discipline away from parents and
teachers and you want the Sheriff to solve it? No." Ah yes, the old, "how can you expect me to do my job when I can't force your child to read a book that advocates murder?" line!
Gets 'em every time!
It's not always a good idea to prank your mother and tell her you were arrested for being a male prostitute.
Just like "family values" is code for homosexual bigotry, "religious freedom" pretty much means the same thing. Just ask Joan Cheever of San Antonio, Texas. She tried to invoke the state's
religious freedom law that allows business owners the right to deny homosexuals entrance to their stores, but it doesn't seem to protect her from being ticketed for feeding the homeless! Sure, Jesus
said absolutely nothing about homosexuality and tons of stuff about helping the poor, but for some reason, Texas thinks religious freedom means gay-bashing and not following the
teachings of Christ.
If you can handle an hour and a half debate on a few passages from the bible, here's an interesting one about God commanding genocide.
Several doctors from all around the country recently sent a letter to Columbia University where Dr. Oz holds a vice chair position. In short, they asked the university to reevaluate his position
and listed several very good reasons why Dr. Oz is an unethical greedy corporate shill. The university's response was a simple, we let our doctors say and do whatever the hell they want
|Long live the King baby!|
In order to prove the Republican party wants small unobtrusive government, Molly White is trying to make a law protecting the discrimination of homosexuals. And in order to prove that she's a good
leader who hears the voice of her constituents, she's refusing to meet with anyone who disagrees with her because, as she says, it would be
a waste of time.
Cheryl Rios doesn't think women should be allowed to become president because they're too moody. Ironically, Rios is the
president of her company. It would be refreshing to have
a president who isn't burdened by such religious-borne ignorance, but an atheist president is pretty unlikely.
The USA continues to rank at the bottom of world nations when it comes to paid maternity, time off, vacation time, minimum wage,
and so forth.
The racist, privileged, bigot, conspiracy theorists at Dieseltec Auto Repair in Grandville, Michigan are refusing to serve homosexuals. This has led to some rather hilarious
Yelp reviews, and hopefully, an out-of-business sign.
You can only prank Luigi so much.
Here's a list of the most widely banned books of 2014.
Bjørn Lomborg is a Danish climate change denialist in the sense that he agrees that the Earth is getting warmer, and that humans are to blame, but he denies the scientific consensus that this is a
bad thing. In 2003, Lomborg's was convicted of scientific dishonesty by his home government, but not sentenced to any punishment because the Danes agreed that he was too ignorant on the subject of
climate change to be guilty. Nevertheless, they stripped his funding, so Lomborg left the country looking for other groups who prefer to continue with business as usual rather than address our
impending self-imposed cataclysm. Naturally, he turned to the USA where Republicans and Libertarians have been giving him roughly $1 million a year, but this wasn't enough, so he convinced the
Australian prime minister Tony Abbott (anti-birth control, anti-same-sex marriage, anti-euthanasia, anti-stem-cell research, anti-divorce!) to give him
$4 million, all the while Abbott's administration continues
to cut the nation's education budget.
Let's all take a moment to remember the Radium Girls.
Even after the Tennessee Attorney General told them it was unconstitutional, House Republicans continued to try and get their bill passed that would make the bible the official state book. Well,
the Senate refused to go along with their bigotry and killed the bill, impressive since the Senate is also a Republican majority. So, the Republicans can't even blame Democrats for this one, so
do they blame themselves? No. The Senate blames Satan for introducing the bill in the first place.
The Texas-based Liberty Institute is trying to bring up a case against the US Military because it's finally starting to crack down on Christian bullying. That's the mindset of the "Persecuted"
Christian: If you won't let me bully you, you're persecuting me!
|Why are all Linux-based form designers so horrible?|
What happens when a parent sits in on her child's sex-ed class in Lansing, Michigan and live Tweets it?
Richard Dawkins answers a couple more questions about evolution: Are all offspring slightly different species? And how do
Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to use light bulbs on the Sabbath, because they consider turning on lights to be making fire (it isn't), and making fire on the Sabbath is considered work, and work
isn't allowed on the Sabbath, as mandated by God... through Moses... through several generations of oral history, through whatever random dude actually wrote the passage in the Torah. The point is, no
switching on the lights from sundown Friday to sundown Saturday. Thankfully, someone has invented a work-around that Yahweh won't notice! It's a light switch that works as a backward circuit breaker!
The lights are always trying to be on, but a plastic breaker prevents them. By flipping the switch, you're not turning on a light, you're removing the breaker from the circuit, allowing electricity
to flow like normal. Of course, the end result is a light turning on, but that's okay because you're following the letter of the law and Yahweh is too stupid to enforce the
spirit of the law!
Can the federal government see your dick pics? John Oliver interviews Edward Snowden who says yes. There are several NSA programs which collect the content of your phone messages and email and
store it on their servers for viewing.
Bill O'Reilly: It's not enough that my religion is the vast majority in this country, I also want it to be made illegal to
criticize my beliefs, never mind that nuisance Constitution crap!.
Daniel Tosh is ready to become the new poster child for Scientology.
|Beware the ides of April|
Wanna get super powers? Just visit one of these highly contaminated places.
If you're an antivaxer, this is what you sound like to science-minded people.
With their incredibly impractical mating habits, you may wonder how pandas even exist at all.
Bob Vander Plaats, Republican leader of the Christian hate group The Family Leader, acknowledges that Iowa is totally within its rights
to allow a Wiccan priestess to give an invocation... totally within its rights, but they're still making a
mockery of his god!.
Rebecca Watson points out the real difference between a cult and a religion. It's not just a matter of size or acceptance.
Demonstrating that the Republican party stands for small incorruptible government, senator Bruce Thompson just altered a bill that would give a $300,000 tax break to the Christian college to which
he is affiliated.
Anyone else play the Omega Virus board game?
|Northern lights and skies ablaze|
Why would you need to tase a woman to death when she's already handcuffed, shackled, gagged, and surrounded by six police officers? Ask the
This is what happens when you call the cops.
Unless you want to sound like a complete imbecile, it's probably best not to repost from any of these sites.
For the first time in their lives, Australians taste food from Outback Steakhouse.
Andy hikes from Mexico to Canada, a total of 2,600 miles, and takes a picture at every mile marker. It's amazing to see how much weight he loses
through the process.
Despite the Tennessee Attorney General explaining that making the Bible the official book of the state would be a Constitutional violation, Republican Jerry Sexton will continue to try and make
forcing his religion on the state
Taking Christian sex lectures out of context is HILARIOUS!
|Impeccable timing your majesty.|
Now that I'm 35, I can run for president!
There is a Wiki-How for converting atheists to Christianity, and it's really quite despicable. The author use flowery language, and reminds the Christian not to trick anyone or lie to them, but
when you read the steps, they're all about not being openly honest, dodging any difficult questions, and ignoring all scientific facts. It's pretty telling when the best they can hope for is to talk
about how Christianity makes them feel, and not about if it's
This is just one heckuva weird fish.
11% of the world's population identifies as atheist, but 27% are not religious, (AKA atheist). We're almost up to a
This is what happens when you add annotations to the promotional video of
Republican Ben Carson asks of the LGBT community, keeping in mind that I don't think you should be allowed to marry the person you love, what can I do to
win your vote?
It's time to tell Indiana that they can't sit with the cool states anymore. Oh, how I wish Michigan were one of the cool states.
Pastor Fred Smith at his church in Wisconsin has been preaching to his congregates to vote for specific
political candidates. This is illegal for a church, or any other tax-exempt institution. The idea of the tax-exempt status is, if your primary claim is to help people, then you don't have to pay
taxes, but you also have to put helping people over politics. It's the job of the IRS to monitor tax-exempt institutions for rule-breaking, and when they see a tax-exempt institution not playing by
the rules, they revoke their tax-exempt status. This has happened to many organizations in the past few decades, but not a single church. This is because the position at the IRS responsible for
investigating churches has sat vacant for years, and the IRS has had no plans for filling it. Recently, the Freedom From Religion Foundation took the IRS to court over their failure to do their job,
especially since churches continue to be more open about their contempt for the law. In order to end the lawsuit, the IRS agreed to finally start enforcing their own rules, and being monitoring these
law-breaking churches. Well, it's been quite awhile, and still the position goes unfilled. This has led a Christian group called the Alliance Defending Freedom to file their own lawsuit against the
IRS demanding to know what happened with the FFRF lawsuit. The irony is, the IRS will probably just start removing church tax-exempt statuses just to avoid the
Simon's Cat doesn't as such like the rain.
|Half-way to 70|
You can teach a parent to stop being ignorant and vaccinate their children, it just takes seven cases of whooping cough
in a single family.
Adding carbon into the air causes acid rain, which falls into the oceans which kills delicate sea life which is food for the predators, which disrupts entire aquatic ecosystems, which many
land-based organisms are dependent upon, which greatly affects humans. And we're making the oceans as acidic as the were during the
last great extinction.
Here is a list of several things that men do, many of whom never realize just how awful these things are.
In demanding a prayer at their state government meetings, Iowa Christians got more than they bargained for when a Wiccan Priestess
prayed to gods and goddesses.
Richard Dawkins has been answering several questions in honor of Darwin Day last month. Here's a sampling:
Is Evolution a Fact?
What if DNA was infallible?
Is Homosexuality Nature's Population Control?
After witnessing a student refusing to stand for the Pledge of Allegiance a Pennsylvania public school nurse decided she didn't have to give a student
Top Ten Disney Deaths!
|You don't know what you got until... you make a checklist|
In general, I think Obama is a pretty shitty president, but every now and then, he does something like this that I appreciate.
I'm glad I wasn't the only one who hated Interstellar.
Private schools are allowed to hire and fire who they want, and I'm fine with that. So, when Dowling Catholic High School decided not to bring a qualified substitute teacher on full-time because
he's gay, I'm not the least bit surprised. After all, Catholics are haters, and haters gonna hate. But what does warm my cold black heart with hearing about the students of the school organizing a
walkout protest for the
administration's hateful views. Despite their indoctrination, these students are learning to be decent human beings!
An interesting documentary about the life of a Neanderthal.
When you infiltrate Christian pregnancy crisis center conventions you can learn just how shady and evil these people are. They systematically teach people to lie to vulnerable women to try and
prevent their abortion and convert them to Christianity.
One of the NRA's convention locations doesn't allow guns, and in the places
where they do allow guns, all of their display guns are non-functional. What ever happened to that whole, guns are perfectly safe in the proper hands bullshit? Are NRA members all the proper hands?
Hell, everyone should be allowed to bring loaded guns to these things! And grenades.
Titanic was also pretty awful.
|There's a new boss in town|
Generic YouTube gamer reviews games.
A North Carolina cop shot an man in the back, claiming self-defense because he feared for his life after the man stole his taser, but the video evidence doesn't seem to fit the cop's story. From
the video, it sure looks like the cop shot an unarmed man in the back.
SciShow pay homage to Benjamin Franklin, back when heads of state were expected to be intelligent, and talks about
modifying the human genome.
An interesting lecture on the importance of story telling.
The Nostalgia Chick covers Men In Black and its sequel.
Cult of Dusty covers Pascal's Wager and this absolute proof of Jesus appearing in the
|When is there going to be a good moon rising?|
In only a few years, lab-grown beef went from around $300,000.00 for a burger to about $11.00. I'm ready to eat a sustainable pain-free
SciShow teaches us about plant cancer.
Utah police don't like children's cardboard forts.
It's tragic when anyone gets a debilitating disease, and I don't wish them on anyone. But expecting it to be magicked away by God while relying on doctors is
not the way to fix it.
Vani Hari is completely incompetent, so why do so many people take her dieting advice seriously?
The Nostalgia Chick rips apart Cruel Intentions.
Republican Carly Fiorina denies the science of climate change. And even though scientists have been saying for years that our growing pollution problem will lead to erratic weather patterns and
horrible drought, Fiorina continues to deny them. So, what does a science denier do when faced with evidence of the science they deny, like the severe drought in California? They're forced to come up
with a scapegoat, in this case, Fiorina blames environmentalists for the drought! Yes, if they
hadn't prevented the state from building more dams and reservoirs, there wouldn't be a drought. Of course, environmentalists have pointed out to her that they've only been able to stop less than 1% of
the dams which now ruin the ecosystem of every major river in the state, but the drought continues unabated. But a science denier is not persuaded by ridiculous notions like logic or evidence!
Here is the trailer for a documentary about the continuing decline of the church in America.
Atheists aren't quite as hated in Canada as the are
in the US.
The GoFundMe crowd fund to keep the anti-gay Indiana pizzeria open made more money than the fund for cancer and the victims of the
Boston Marathon bombing.
|He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence, moving from topic to topic, so that no one had the chance to interrupt him|
Ultra-Conservative website, The Blaze, recently put together a crowd-fund for the pizzeria in Indiana that openly refuses to serve gay patrons, raising over
$500,000 for them.
A wonderful lecture by Sean Carroll called "From Particles to People."
In showing off his gun skills to children, Tyler Lewis accidentally shot a 9-year-old
Vsauce explains what would happen if you turned on your headlights while driving at the speed of light.
Presidential hopeful, Republican Ted Cruz, doesn't understand that there is a difference between discriminating against people and forcing a
rabbi to eat pork.
An honest trailer for The Hobbit, part 3.
How would you respond when your in-laws tell your children that their daddy is going to burn in hell forever if they don't become Christians and
pray hard enough?
The Angry Videogame Nerd reviews the (thankfully) unreleased Hong Kong 97.
Nancy Perry can show you a great way to put your employment status as a teacher in jeopardy. Tell all your students that Barack Obama isn't a Christian, and if any student's parents voted for him,
The Nostalgia Chick reviews You've Got Mail.
Missouri Republicans are trying to force all students to recite the Pledge of Allegiance every day,
IN ENGLISH, cuz 'Murica! Despite the fact that the US Supreme Court ruled way back in
1943 that it's illegal to force students to recite the Pledge of Allegiance, and that was even before the
Catholics successfully lobbied to turn it into a prayer by injecting into the pledge the words "under
Cult of Dusty comments on the rape fantasy of Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson.
Lutheran Minister Dave Wendt resigned after it came to light that he sent a horrific rape threat to
a woman online.
The trailer for a documentary called Losing God.
|The point isn't mute, it's moot.|
For Easter, enjoy this infographic about all the contradictions in the crucification and resurrection story
in the Gospels.
What if Christians, instead of picking and choosing which rules of the bible they want to follow when it comes to
discriminating against people, actually discriminated to all the people viewed
negatively in their book? Instead, we get people like Republican Tom Cotton who thinks it's okay to discriminate against people in
small ways because in other countries they're being discriminated against in big ways.
John Oliver talks about the corruption in local governments and their extravagant payment methods.
Turns out, people are much more likely to accept ideas whether they culturally identify with the idea rather than what the evidence says.
So, if you want to change people's minds about topics like evolution or climate change, it's better to first get them in the mindset that the idea is acceptable to their culture before presenting
Antivaxer parents take a ride on the Magic School Bus.
Conservative Canadian politician James Lunney talked about evolution and religion for awhile demonstrating that he knew very little about either topics. After his colleagues mocked him for his
idiotic science denial, he quit the Conservative party and
Independent. What I find the most interesting is that the Conservative party in Canada actually believes the reality of evolution!
The Nostalgia Chick reviews that hot mess called Spice World.
|A cougar, a motorcycle, a kilo of meth, and other children's toys.|
The kind of shit talk that women have to put up with in the tech industry.
SciShow reminds us that your face is covered with arachnids, teaches us why toothpaste makes things
taste awful, and explains how some animals are made up of other animals.
Slate has an interesting article on the history of the condom, and the work toward making
a better condom.
If you care about children, it's very important to look into an Good News Clubs in your local school districts to see if they're bullying children and scaring them into
joining their horrible religion.
Kentucky Governor, Steve Beshear, a Democrat no less, argues that a law only allowing heterosexual couples the right to marry is actually neutral because it allows -all- people the right to marry
someone of the opposite sex. By Beshear's logic, a state where people could only marry other people
of the same sex is equally as neutral as well. What Beshear doesn't seem to understand (actually, I'm sure he does understand this, he just doesn't care because the discrimination doesn't affect him)
is that there is the difference between equality and fairness.
FINALLY! A trailer for Half-Life 3!
Wisconsin becomes the first state of the Union to add a law preventing the discrimination of
Some of Neil deGrasse Tyson's best rants.
|A beginning to April!|
On the same day, on the same news channel, with the same reporter, for the same crime of burglary, the white criminals were depicted with their year-book photos while the black criminals were depicted
with their mugshots. The racist drivel in the comments doesn't help.
Based on the physics of the games, can we determine on which planet Mario games take place?
Why you shouldn't play videogames with a new age mother.
Chemical elements at a party.
In Melbourne, Australia, Serial rapist, Adrian Bayley, raped and murdered 29-year-old Jill Meagher, which prompted Catholic priest, Joseph Olickal, to mention that if the woman led a "more
faith-filled" life, she, "would have been home in bed," rather than raped and murdered. His church assures everyone that he recognized what he said was inappropriate, but he has not apologized, nor do I
think we can expect him to. Commenting about the legal system in Melbourne, this was the rapist's TWENTIETH rape conviction, yet he was still wandering the streets!
How does that happen?
Why are female celebrities who don't even know what feminism is asked if they're a feminist?
The administration in this Louisiana school district went a little crazy trying to force their religion down the throats of their students, giving them Christian prayers to pray, making them attend
church-sponsored Easter rap concert with a Christian rapper, and putting bible messages on the shirts
of their sports teams.
Why the bible is actually poorly written.
|An end to March.|
Attended a funeral on Monday for my wife's cousin who was murdered in a robbery. So tragic.
Renewable energy continues to grow world wide, though the US is still falling second to China.
Some of the protocols for the US Department of Homeland Security's junk science security program SPOT has been leaked. Here are some of the tell-tale terrorist signs, we paid a billion dollars to
train Department officials to look for: complaining about the security, rubbing hands, yawning, whistling, staring, and throat clearing. Truly the
mark of a terrorist!
The highlights of the career of Tom Hanks in seven minutes.
Arizona Republicans, the party who likes to believe they're against government interference, are requiring doctors to tell their patients who take a drug to induce abortion that the process is
reversible if they change their minds soon enough. Of course, there is no credible evidence that the process is reversible, at least not yet, so Republicans are effectively forcing doctors to
lie to their patients.
Ancient wisdom is actually pretty terrible.
Young-Earth Creationist, Eric Hovind, was invited to the Troup County Comprehensive High School, a public school in Georgia, to lie to students about evolution under the guise of "critical thinking."
Naturally, when someone whose profession is to subvert critical thinking to promote their religious agenda, there is something awfully fishy about their business in a public school. Hovind's responses to
queries about his talk were just as slippery and slimy as the man himself. Thankfully, his poorly-constructed Power Point slide show was leaked and you can see just how
devious he was.
Donald Duck as a Nazi? Thanks Nostalgia Chick!
What it's like behind the scenes in the
telephone psychic industry.
The science behind your awkward behavior.
It's almost as if you can't trust the DEA!
One of the leaders of the Men's Rights Activist movement, Mike Cernovich, is an ignorant homophobic bigot.
Why is Mississippi Judge Albert Fountain giving criminals a more lenient sentence if they write an essay
about the bible? Probably for the same reason that the city council of Orleans, Michigan decided to
open each meeting with a prayer conducted by a city council member, all of whom are ensuring a non-Christian prayer
will never be said, or the reason why Adam White, a student at Brigham Young University was
attacked by his roommate and evicted by his landlord because he is gay. Because their religions teach that anyone who doesn't believe like you is evil, or, at the very lease, beneath you.
|There's no Canada like French-Canada, it's the best Canada in the land!|
Indiana Governor, Republican Mike Pence, recently said this about a new bill he signed into law, "This bill is not about discrimination, and if I thought it legalized discrimination I would have
vetoed it." Naturally, the bill in question allows religious people the freedom to discriminate against anyone who they don't like
for any reason. While the argument is that it benefits all religious
people, Indiana is a majority Christian state, which means the discrimination will especially injure non-Christians, homosexuals, and single mothers. Michigan also protects people who would rather
discriminate against innocent people rather than do their job, and you'll often find pharmacists refusing to fill prescriptions because the pharmacist thinks their god knows the health of a patient more
than the patient's doctor. Luckily, these pro-discrimination laws can't possibly ridiculously backfire, like to the point where a postal worker refuses to deliver your mail because it
violates their religion.
DarkMatter2525 continues his story-based series about God. In this episode, he explains how, if a god creates a paradise and damnation afterlife system, it completely ruin any chance at a personal
relationship with that god.
Another secular survey shows the prominence of the not-religiously affiliated sector in the USA, accounting for a full third of the 18-34 population. In addition to not subscribing to any particular
religious faction, they're also much
more progressive and less
bigoted. And even surveys conducted by religious organizations are showing the ever growing non-religious attitude of the entire country, especially among the
educated, youth, and women.
SciShow covers the formation of fingerprints.
Republican and Young-Earth Creationist Sylvia Allen suggests forcing all Americans to
attend church every week.
This is unbelievably nerve wracking, but watch as some skiers lose their friend in an avalanche, but thankfully recover him.
Lehigh County, Pennsylvania refuses to remove a cross from their official seal because, as they claim, the cross, "has the secular purpose of recognizing the history of the county." That's right,
the leaders of Lehigh County think the revered holy symbol of the Protestant Christian religion is a
secular historical symbol. Adding their two cents is the Pennsylvania Pastors Network
(which is exactly who you would expect to chime in on a matter that has nothing to do with religion, right?), referring to the call for the removal of the cross as a, "hostility toward Christianity, but
also gross ignorance of our nation's founding documents." First of all, telling Christians they have to follow the same rules as everyone else is not hostility. Second, I wonder which documents they're
talking about? The deist Declaration of Independence, or the secular Constitution? I'm a little torn on cities refusing to secularize themselves and going to court. On one hand, I'm saddened by the loss
of taxpayer money that is being taken from schools and infrastructure and wasted on a hopeless lawsuit. On the other hand, I'm pleased to watch bigoted leaders fail their constituents and more money
being added into the coffers of legal groups that oppose systematic indoctrination.
Dr. Meghan Gray, whose voice I could listen to forever, gives a demonstration about ultra violet light.
|I smile but it doesn't make things right|
Why are so many parents unwilling to vaccinate their children? According to a recent study, the primary reason isn't cost or complacency, but rather the fear that vaccines may be
dangerous and ineffective. This could be translated to "ignorance" since
all the scientific evidence shows that vaccines are both incredibly safe and effective.
Things wouldn't be very good for Mario if Sega owned the franchise.
It seems that role-playing nerds are a lot more inclusive and understanding
than jocks who still think the idea of a gay professional ball-player is shameful.
I'd buy a Hill-Dog action figure.
Michael Sibley left two homemade bombs in a Georgia park in order to frame Muslims. When asked why he did it,
Sibley said because he was a patriot and wanted to remind people that Muslims can attack at any time. First of all, if you're planting bombs in local parks where innocent people will be killed by them,
you're not a patriot. Second, you don't need to frame Muslims, much like Christians, they do plenty of horrific things without your
How many times do you need to beat a man for a rolling stop sign violation? Apparently a lot!
Apparently, she's not all that.
Finding Nemo had some minor problems.
|Here comes Johnny Yen again|
Repeal the Patriot Act? Yes please!
As if anyone would need them, here are 5 reasons why you shouldn't indoctrinate your child with religion.
Another child dies because their parent's religious views conflict with
life saving treatment.
SciShow addressed the notion of left or right brained individuals and the
shape of snow flakes.
The Latin alphabet has changed quite a bit over the years!
A wonderful compilation of dance scenes in movies.
Some of the more obvious ways that religious people are privileged over non-religious people.
Pinky and The Brain would actually be horrifying in real life.
|Sittin' on the dock of the bay...|
Another reason we still need feminism. Even in fields that are often thought of as "women's jobs," like nursing, males still earn more than their
The TSA has spent around a billion dollars on a security program called SPOT (Screening Passengers by Observation Techniques). Why this training costs a billion dollars is almost as exasperating as
the fact that any psychologist will tell you the techniques used in SPOT don't work, and we've known they don't work for several decades. The "training" basically involves telling guards to look for
suspicious activity like seeing if people get nervous when they're stared down by security guards or if they stammer when a man with a gun barrages them with complicated questions, you know, the kind of
stress only a terrorist would have.
Ted Cruz didn't get much love on the Internet.
Rebecca Watson talks about courts forcing charlatans to pay up.
Vani Hari, who calls herself the "food babe" lacks even the most basic understanding of nutrition and physiology. She thinks that lemon juice (with all that citric acid in it) is not acidic, but
alkaline! It's surprising that she hasn't poisoned herself to death trying to change her body's pH level. Actually, this ridiculous manner of thinking is quite popular among the
new age ignorati.
The science behind why your tongue sticks to the flag pole.
Faith healer has heart problems and goes directly to the
The Nostalgia Chick goes old school with a Betty Boop cartoon.
Phil Robertson, of Duck Dynasty fame, described the horrible assault, rape, and murder of a fictional family of atheists as an example of how, if his god didn't exist, there can be
A Muslim mob gathered around a teacher of Islamic studies named Farkhunda in Kabul, Afghanistan because there was a rumor that she had burned a Koran. The mob proceeded to beat her, stomp on her, and
bash her head in with a brick until she finally died from the assault. Both a Muslim imam and a local police department are in agreement that what the mob did was the right thing to do, because anyone
criticizing their religion must be swiftly and brutally murdered, and if any outside law enforcement tries to stop them, there will be trouble! Well, it turns out that, after actually investigating the
woman, the criminal investigator found absolutely no evidence to suggest that Farkhunda had defaced a Koran, and that she was totally innocent. Unfortunately, this is common place in
Cult of Dusty isn't too thrilled with ignorant Creationists.
|How would you feel if nobody chased you?|
Overheard today: "When you hold your baby for the first time, they just steal your heart."
My immediate thought: "I hope not, I need that to live!"
What is the difference between American police and British police? About 47
Dr. Steven Naymagon calls out Bill Maher on all his science denial bullshit.
If you think that feminism is no longer needed, realize that there are still 79 countries in the world that restrict
women in the workplace.
Is it that the San Antonio Police Department doesn't know that they're violating the US Constitution with their morning prayers, or that they
just don't care? Maybe they can hire Officer Brad Rice
who will tell them they're going to Hell for not being Christian enough and discourage all their female employees from
coming to work?
An introduction to cell theory.
Tea Party activist and self-professed "Catholic Warrior," Susan Hemeryck tried to steal a Satanic display from the Florida State Capitol with the intent to destroy it because it was an attack on her
right to be a Christian. We know this because she was filmed stealing it, and even admitted later that she wanted to destroy it. Before police stopped Hemeryck from stealing the display, she damaged it,
so she was arrested for vandalism. Despite all this evidence, the charges against her have been dropped because the state claimed there wasn't any evidence that the display was damaged, but merely that
it disassembled because it wasn't constructed solidly enough. After letting her go, Hemeryck crowed at how God gave her victory over Satan and that she was doing the work of the Catholic Church. Great
work on dissuading theft Florida, I'm sure she'll never do anything like that
Korean ladies don't much care for American snacks.
Haven't picked on Hindus in a while, so how about the fact that Hindus around the world ban their children from viewing a solar eclipse because of their superstition
that they're evil?
The Nostalgia Chick really doesn't like Reality Bites.
Republican Sam Johnson will not sit idly by and let non-Christians into the
US Air Force!
Ben Wikler talks about his program to describe real-life underdog success stories.
|I never felt so wicked as when I willed our love to die|
Heard Rilo Kiley's Silver Lining at lunch today. Still upset that there won't be any more albums.
Bedroom set arrived yesterday; looks great. Just waiting on our living room set, and we'll have all the necessary furnishings, and all the necessary debt!
In order to learn how a bill becomes a law, a bunch of fourth graders in New Hampshire put together a bill to make the Red Tail Hawk the official state raptor. They drafted the bill and got the
approval through the state's Environment and Agriculture committee, but failed to get it past the House of Representatives. I'm fine with the bill failing, I mean, how many "official" whatevers does a
state really need? The part that disgusts me is Republican Warren Groen who told the children that something with talons and a razor sharp beak that rips its prey apart limb from limb should be a
mascot for Planned Parenthood!
Jimmy Kimmel's team of doctors tell people how stupid they are for not vaccinating their children.
In order to prove just how pathetic the laws surrounding "all-natural" medicine are, this group put together a fake medicine for treating pain and fever in children and used the pages of a homoepathy
book from 1902 as evidence of their sham product's effectiveness. Sure enough, Health Canada approved the product so it could be listed as "
safe and effective!"
John Oliver gives his two cents on the NCAA.
Want to watch a Conservative to have a meltdown? Have a child recite the Pledge of Allegiance in Arabic.
One nation, under Allah!
Some of the more interesting changes in licensed videogames in various regions.
Dallas police murder a man at his mother's home by shooting him six times because he wouldn't
drop a screwdriver.
New York mayor Bill de Blasio is really working overtime to give preferential treatment to the religious voters in New York, offering them days off, prayer time in school, religious services in public
schools, and even making it easier for the baby-penis-sucking Jews the right to continue
spreading herpes to infants.
Animals have evolved some crazy weapons!
|So tired of being an adult|
I recently finished two books, Carl Sagan's Billions and Billions and the first book in the Dragonlance
Chronicles, Dragons of Autumn Twilight.
I know I bitch a lot about the evils of religion and churches, but, despite all their failures, you really have to admire them for all the work they do to
take care of the homeless?
It's important not to forget that there was a time, not that long ago, when an openly hateful group like the KKK
numbered in the millions.
After it came to light that the NSA has been intercepting network equipment en-route and installing backdoors into the devices so they can
spy on private networks, Cisco has announced that they will start shipping to
completely unrelated locations so it will make it harder for the NSA to trace which customers are receiving their hardware, and thus, harder for the NSA to
infiltrate private citizens.
The Nostalgia Chick reviews Matilda with Matilda and Reality Bites.
An Ohio public school wisely moves their Ten Commandments plaque to the local historical society rather than pay out a costly lawsuit which leads one Christian student to boycott his school work until
it's brought back.
Nothing in biology makes sense except in the light of evolution.
Buddhists still can't hold a candle to the Muslims who murder people for drawing Muhammad, but they're getting closer by putting three men in prison for two years each for depicting
Buddha with headphones.
Exercise for Jesus!
California has a law which bans its judges from belonging to hate groups, and now that includes the Boy Scouts of America because of their
Mean Tweets, President Obama edition.
|The Irish don't celebrate St. Patrick's Day|
Vani Hari, the woman who calls herself "The Food Babe" continues to display her sheer ignorance about food and
Robotic arms, made on the cheap with 3D printing!
Tennessee is so fond of William Jennings Bryan, the lawyer who represented Creationism in the Scopes Monkey Trial, that the made a statue of him
at the Dayton courthouse where the trial took place. Well, ten years later, the people of Dayton are slowly seeing the light and are considering adding a statue of Clarence Darrow, the lawyer who
defended John Scopes.
Although, personally, I think Scopes is the real hero of this story.
What Anita Sarkeesian wish she could have said in her professional speech, but couldn't.
Republican Aaron Schock may have washboard abs and a clean-cut face, but that doesn't mean he's not a corrupt politician
swindling the American tax payer.
You may be a street preacher telling homosexuals they're evil, but they're a street band singing Girls Just Wanna Have Fun!
What is this world coming to? These days a decent Christian pastor can't even fire a few warning shots at his inlaw's house without being
brought up on charges!
Ear candling is not only useless, it's also dangerous.
In addition to the continued exploration of the universe, NASA is instrumental in learning about the myriad issues of our planet. They have been instrument in discovering the purpose of the O-zone
layer, what is depleting it, and how to fix it, as well as a host of other environmental issues. To use a metaphor, NASA is like a fire alarm, carbon monoxide detector, and security camera of a house,
all rolled into one. And like those devices, NASA requires very little to operate, only 0.7% of our national budget. Now, there are people who remove their home's smoke detectors because they think the
money they're wasting on 9-volt batteries could better be spent elsewhere. These are people who not only put their own lives at risk, but the lives of their entire families. And what do we call these
short-sighted people? Republicans.
What it's like for an atheist to grow up in the bible belt of Texas.
|Yard work is for suckers.|
Started raking my yard yesterday. I haven't raked in 12 years...
Dog bites man, and another Catholic arch bishop has been charged with protecting a child rapist. But it's not just the Catholics, sexual
abuse is rampant among Jehovah's Witnesses as well.
Guile doesn't fight with eyebrows.
Rick Santorum wants everyone to know that it wasn't the US Supreme Court that took bibles out of schools (which is technically true, they only banned
teachers from preaching), but I doubt that's what Santorum means. No, he wants to make it so that teachers can
preach to students again. Awesome! I'll start. Santorum, let me teach your children
about the bible!
Some animals have really weird sex organs.
|Played disc golf for the first time!|
Another perfectly sane gun owner who couldn't use a dollar-off coupon shows us why it's perfectly safe to give a gun
Republican Tom Cotton, the rookie senator behind the letter to Iran where they said any treaty they make with the president probably
wouldn't be honored by
the Republican Congress, is very upset that Iran is in control of Tehran... which is their
capital city. That's like a someone being very upset that the United States
controls Washington D.C.!
Conservative Irish politician, Fidelma Healy Eames, is deeply concerned that Mother's Day will cease to exist if the same-sex couples are allowed to marry. I guess Irish Conservatives are just as bad
at Geography as American Conservative because she cites two American states where Mother's Day is already banned, New York and
Tara Sharpe called the police to help assist her mentally ill 22-year-old son, Kyle Sharpe, to the hospital for evaluation because he was beginning to act belligerent. Regina Tasca arrived and began
talking to Kyle gently to calm him down. Then, two other officers arrived, Joseph Rella and Chris Thibault. The addition of these two police officers spooked Kyle, and he began to leave, so officers
Rella and Thibault tackled him to the ground and began hitting him. Officer Tasca tried to stop them from beating the young man who did nothing wrong, and for her trouble, she was
going to be fired. Well, during her hearing it came out that Joseph Rella lied and said he never punched
Kyle Sharpe, and had to admit that he violated police protocol by attacking an unarmed non-violent man. It also came out that, Jim Sepp, Tasca's superior who was trying to get her fired, lied in his
report, failed to interview witnesses, and destroyed evidence from the event. Due to the incompetence and corruption of Rella and Sepp, Tasca was not fired, but neither Rella or Sepp have
faced any disciplinary action.
Do all dogs really go to heaven? The Nostalgia Chick weighs in.
Panama City Beach's Life Center, a church in Florida, has lost it's tax-exempt status because they were caught hosting various
alcohol and sexual-themed parties. The local sheriff was quoted saying, "They’re trying to
get around the laws, and they’re using the church to get there." Well, yes, that's what the majority of churches today are doing. After all, doesn't the government allow television stations that perform
no services or public works to call themselves churches? Doesn't it allow pastors to claim multi-million dollar homes as parsonages? Who is to say that wet T-shirt contests and alcohol aren't how these
people honor their god? Does the government really want to be in the business of making rules that all churches must adhere to? I think a much more sensible system would be to remove tax-exempt status
from all churches and let them create non-political charities for all their projects that benefit society, and keep their religious views private.
Why is Fox voted the nation's most trusted news source? Because it's a popularity contest.
Conservative writer Miranda Devine knows what draws children into religious terrorist cults...
|Still rocking away|
The number of non-religious people continued to grow in 2014. In a few short years, "non-religious" may be bigger than any other religious group
in the nation!
Vsauce asks, did the past really happen?
Christian swindler Kent Hovind is looking at more jail time for
contempt of court.
SciShow talks about super bugs and super colliders and the science behind the
German virologist Stefan Lanka offered a €100,000 reward to anyone who could prove that the measles virus exists. This is because, Lenka is not only an AIDS denier, but also an Ebola denier, and
even a measles denier! Offering huge sums of money for proof of something that the scientific community accepts is a pretty typical tactic from cranks, but they usually leave the contest vague enough
to allow them to squirm out of ever having to pay, even if iron-clad evidence is brought to bear. Doctor David Barden took Lanka up on his offer and produced the requested evidence in the form of
multiple clinical studies, but Lanka refused to accept his evidence. But Barden wasn't about to back down and took Lanka to court, and, unfortunately for Lanka, he wasn't very slimy when it came to
putting together the terms of his reward, and a German court is demanding that he pay Barden the €100,000, as his evidence did indeed
meet Lanka's terms!
Even though marrying later in life leads to stronger marriages, and more stable families, Christians continually try to push marriage earlier. Why is this? Two reasons in particular. They know they
can't out-logic non-Christians, so they're trying to out-breed them. Two, masturbation and sex before marriage are evil tools of SATAN, and if you marry when you're still a writhing mass hormones,
you're less likely have non-Christian sex.
Heaven would actually really suck.
So why did Republican Justin Harris give away his two adopted daughters to a rapist? Because he says they were
possessed by demons! Well, yes,
Republican Justin Harris is certainly a demon.
Obi-Wan's ghost could have actually been quite helpful.
|More furniture bought, more debt accrued.|
Christians are urging parents to keep their children home during the Day of Silence where students remain silent all day to stand in solidarity with the LGBT community that is often forced to remain
silent about their sexuality. In particular, they Christians don't like it when students push their political views in school. This is particularly hypocritical considering the LGBT Day of Silence is
modeled after the Christian Day of Silence used to promote the
SciShow presents, a History of Robots and answers the question, do fish drink
Pastor Shaun O. Harrison Sr. may have claimed to be anti-gang and anti-violence, but that didn't stop him from getting arrested for running drugs and trying to
murder a 17-year-old.
Does hydrofluoric acids really eat flesh? Yes, but slowly.
Archbishop Salvatore Cordileone is trying to get Catholic Schools in San Francisco, California to adopt language against homosexuality, same-sex marriage, abortion, birth control, and artificial
insemination, but surprisingly, the Catholic school administrators are fighting his
Most people don't know why we have Daylight Saving Time, but I still like having more daylight in the summer evenings!
U.S. District Judge Robin Cauthron dismissed the American Atheists lawsuit against the state of Oklahoma for erecting a Ten Commandments monument at the state capitol on the grounds that it doesn't
hurt anyone. Apparently, having your own government promote someone else's religion isn't hurtful. Never fear though, the ACLU lawsuit continues, and even if that fails, the Oklahoma Satanists and
Hindus have monuments of their own ready to be displayed at their
Oh, and speaking of that backward state, Oklahoma Republicans are also trying to make it so only religious people get to decide
who can marry.
And one more jab at the state's history.
What losing your virginity is actually like for a lot of guys.
|You know you're a homeowner when "date night" means staying at home replacing the strike plates and stoppers on all of the doors.|
The CIA has annual gatherings to discuss their progress toward hacking into civilian smart phones so they can
spy on Americans.
Could humans be on the brink of extinction?
Way back in 1963, the US Supreme Court ruled that public school faculty members were not allowed to read the bible to students because it was a violation of their first amendment rights. Despite
this ruling, Dan Noll and Michael Gilbert, two public school workers in Texas, are okay with reading the bible to their students because, according to them, it's legal to read the bible in schools as
part of theology class. Of course, they're not teaching theology class, but rather reading verses during the morning announcements. I guess, in Texas, morning announcements double as a
Eugenie Scott talks about the future of the ridiculous Creationism movement.
A bunch of religious fanatics with guns claimed a little boy was helping other religious fanatics with guns who don't agree with the first group of religious fanatics with guns. In order to prove
that they are the one true religious fanatics with guns, the men repeatedly shot the little boy with their guns until he died. Only one man had the courage to tell his fellow religious fanatics not to
murder the little boy, but he was quickly pushed aside so that the religious fanatics with guns could
do God's will. So far, there is no way to tell which
religious fanatic sect the shooters call their own, but does it really matter?
Want to be cheered up after that? Watch the Nostalgia Chick's review of The Worst Witch.
|Already a third of the way through March?|
When I was in elementary school, a classmate of mine never stood for the Pledge of Allegiance while the rest of the class did. Thinking that it wasn't fair that he got to remain seated, the next day
I tried sitting through the ritual myself, only to be reprimanded by the teacher. When I responded with the typical question, "then how come he gets to stay seated?" my teacher angrily informed me that
he, as a Jehovah's Witness, doesn't stand for pledges, but since I wasn't a Jehovah's Witness, I had to stand. That was all it took for little 8-year-old me to stand for every Pledge of Allegiance for
the rest of my public school tenure. Well, times have changed quite a bit since then, and many Americans are demanding that they and their children be exempt from any jingoistic rituals, especially
those that have been perverted into prayers by the American government. The US Government these days reminds its citizens that they are under no obligation to recite daily loyalty oaths or prayers,
however, this edict hasn't yet seem to have reached several
principals and teachers.
Cara Santa Maria enjoys her science with a side of atheism.
WikiMedia has filed a lawsuit against the NSA's illegal spying tactics! All the best to you.
Why free speech is a fundamental human right.
While Michigan doctors are busy watching homosexuals die from blood loss because they don't like treating dem queers, Ontario is making sure that all people are treated equally and that bigoted
Christians will pay a penalty for failing to do
Speaking of Christian bigots, Bishop Kevin Doran went on quite the tirade comparing homosexuality to Down syndrome and saying that parents who can't procreate and adopt children to care over, aren't
real parents. He also suggested that women who become pregnant due to rape will have abortions, not because they don't want to endure the years of caring for a child that was forced upon them by a
criminal, not because they don't want to be drained of their time and money while at the same time carrying the social stigma of being an unwed mother from other venom-spewing Christians, but because
they just want revenge on their rapists, and killing the rapist's child is the
way they do it.
Hmm... maybe I won't take up parkour.
Brian May (of Queen) and his best guitar solos.
|And I was hoping you could drag me up from down here towards my recovery.|
Spent the weekend healing and helping my friends Rachel and Adam move. Throat snot is decreasing!
While trying to explain the difficulties in protecting wild gray wolves, Republican Don Young suggests introducing them into urban districts to solve their problem with the homeless. Naturally,
Young was only joking... but then, he is a Republican.
Australian doctor Gabrielle McMullin says that sexism is so rife in her profession, that, unless female doctors want to ruin their career, they should just accept the unwanted sexual advances of
their bosses rather than risk being shunned out of a career by the good old boys club. Obviously, Dr. McMullin hasn't quite lost the courage to fight, because she's willing to have her story heard,
and I don't blame her horrific statements. Instead, I blame the male dominated Australian physician's culture that drives her to
make these statements.
Republican Governor of Florida, Rick Scott, has banned the state's Department of Environmental Protection from using the phrases "global warming, climate change, and sustainability." This is
because, in the magical fairy land where Scott lives, humans can't make an environmental impact.
Religion is still on the decline, but the amount of personal prayers seem to
Antivaxers are bringing sexy back. Oh wait, did I say sexy? I meant measles. Antivaxers are bringing measles back.
French Justice Minister Christiane Taubira just compared free speech to pedophilia as she pushes to make laws that will allow the French government to shut down web sites that publish, what she
deems, racist or anti-religious literature, and why wouldn't you want to trust the government to tell you which ideas are
right and wrong?
You didn't know it, but in your favorite videogames, you were the villain!
In an effort to promote diversity, and not to cash in on the memory of a civil rights activist, Fox is hiring Alveda King, niece of Martin Luther King Jr. She is both anti-abortion and anti-divorce,
despite having had two abortions and three divorces. Being a massive hypocrite, she fits right in with the
existing Fox crowd!
Why it helps to look at a globe instead of a map.
American author Mark Twain will soon be honored with his likeness on US currency. His face will be embossed right next to the motto, "In God We Trust," which is especially ironic, because Twain
was against the motto, and its inclusion on US currency.
Fox "News" guest inadvertently explains precisely why Google should rank pages with facts higher than
those with ignorance.
In an effort to follow in the footsteps of his pedophile prophet, a Lebanese man "married" a 12-year-old girl and
had sex with her, although this isn't quite the same as
Muhammad whose child-wife was only 9 when he had sex with her.
|Ready to be healthy again|
When they're in power, Republicans tell everyone that God himself has endorsed their agenda, and if you disagree with them, not only are you wrong, but you're also going to BURN IN HELL!. When
Democrats are in control, Republicans tell everyone to boycott the government altogether.
On scaring someone to death.
While his Applebee's sizzling fajita skillet was still sizzling, a New Jersey man bowed his head to pray over his meal. Unfortunately, he didn't seem to realize that the sizzling sound comes from
grease boiling on the metal serving plate. As you can guess, the man received a popping grease facial. However, rather than thank God for retaining his vision after such an ill-conceived stunt, the man
decided to sue Applebee's because the server didn't tell him his boiling grease plate with all the smoke coming off of it was hot. Thankfully, New Jersey courts refused to accept the argument, even
after his appeal. Isn't there a bible verse about, if a
man splashes boiling grease on your cheek, turn the other cheek and let them splash grease there as well?
Dealing with the argument that women shouldn't be allowed to do things on their own because they'll get raped.
While follow-up studies are needed to verify the results, this test is demonstrating that belief in God causes you to
take bigger risks.
Some unusual cloud formations you've probably never seen, and an explanation for why eggs are
Awhile ago, the Christian hate group, the American Family Association, put together an online bigotry map. Of course, if you're being accused of bigotry by a hate group, it's usually a good sign.
Well, recently, a reporter started looking into these groups that the AFA list as, "openly display bigotry toward the Christian faith." Turns out, they do awful things like, try to provide a safe haven
for the LGBT community, and identify when government officials are violating the US Constitution!
And speaking of violating the US Constitution, here are a couple more cases which is why non-Christians must always be vigilant. A Texas principal is still trying to read the bible over the
despite Abington School District v. Schempp. Even students aren't allowed to do this because of
Santa Fe Independent School Dist. v. Doe. Also, a Michigan school only wants to hire a superintendent
with a strong Christian
background and philosophy, which spits in the face of the No Religious Test Clause.
Take a trip down memory lane with 10 years of YouTube.
|Feeling slightly better|
Didn't have to go through an entire box of tissues today. Things are getting better!
Google plans to help add credibility to the Internet by adding more weight to sites that have factual information rather than
Republican Justin Harris and his wife adopted two daughters, only to pawn them off to a man named Eric Cameron Francis, who is now serving 40 years for
raping them. In an effort
to avoid the press, Harris has taken to quoting bible verses at them.
Republican Ben Carson proves that people choose their sexual orientation because a straight man sometimes choose to have gay sex with men
in prison. That's check and
It's still tough to be an atheist in Turkey.
|My anchor has detached|
Alabama continues to broadcast its bigotry and hatred for the human race with the state Supreme Court demanding that all Alabama judges cease issuing marriage licenses to same-sex couple, even
though the Federal Government is requiring them do to so and over half of the states in the union have
already legalized it.
People often claim that the vast majority of Muslims aren't fundamentalists, but are more like moderate Christians. Of course, then it was revealed that a shocking number of Muslims are in favor of
the death penalty for any Muslims who leaves the religion, in Muslim dominate countries this percentage can be
as high as 86%!. This ties in with a
recent poll showing that most Republican Christians are in favor of dismantling the Constitution and replacing the supreme law in the US
with the bible, a book which also demands the
execution of apostates. I guess those people who think Muslims are like Christians are right after all!
Why you should never trust before and after fitness photos.
Republican Steve Vick is fine with prayers during the city council meetings in Idaho, just as long as they're not Hindu prayers. Vick doesn't like Hindus. He's outraged that they worship
cows—they don't—and he hates their caste system—which is a political not religious, and was probably introduced by
British Colonialists (i.e., Christians), not that it matters since it was banned in India
over 60 years ago. Vick only wants to hear prayers that honor his idea of the country's
heritage—also bullshit, as the Christians have predominately hated the Jews throughout the
entire history of the country.
Hide yo wife, hide yo kids, and hide yo sonograms, cuz witches rapin' errybody up here!
Micky Maurer remembers the time when Johnson County, Indiana meeting was closed with a prayer and the preacher explained how he would be burn in Hell
for being Jewish. This memory was brought back after the Indiana city voted to change their lawn into a free
speech area so they wouldn't have to take down
their Nativity Scene. I look forward to seeing the upcoming Satanist display.
The Nostalgia Chick watches Kate and Leopold.
ChristianLogic™ says that the Christian flag with a Christian cross is not a symbol of the Christian religion. Thankfully, the good people of Windsor, Ontario
aren't falling for it.
The Engineer Guy talks about the mammoth scale it took to build the Titanic.
Evangelical Preacher Kent Hovind continues to assert that he can't be taxed by the government because his possessions belong to God, and you can't tax God. The IRS doesn't seem to agree with him,
which is why he's in prison right now, and will probably be increasing the
duration of his
Liquids on extremely hot surfaces are weird.
|Need to escape for awhile.|
Michigan Republicans are quite happy about their religious discrimination bill that grants legal protection to those medical employees who prefer to watch people die because that's what
Jesus would do.
So what's the deal with Isaac in Binding of Isaac?
You best be careful when creating videogame characters.
John Oliver explains the problem with doctors accepting
bribes favors from drug companies.
Why babies suck.
The Nostalgia Chick tackles the awful Charlie's Angels movie.
Plasma is awfully common in the universe.
|Still sick from the throat!|
The Republican CPAC Twitter campaign has backfired wonderfully.
Last year, the volleyball team at Erskine College, a private Christian school in South Carolina, had an amazing year both in victories, and in the fact that the two gay members of the team came out
and were still accepted by the rest of the team. Well, Christians doesn't like it when homosexuals are treated like people, so they just issued an official statement condemning homosexuality and
same-sex marriage. However, as the author of this article points out, they will continue to have practice and games on the Sabbath, because then Ten Commandments aren't as important
This explains why ISIS is trying so hard to keep women covered up and hidden away.
Yet another instance of Bill O'Reilly mis-remembering his history has
come to light. Still waiting for that apology.
While it has certainly happened more, here are some of those worst cases of when Fox was immediately proven wrong on the air.
Jesus has finally been captured and will face charges for raping several girls. And when I say Jesus, I mean Victor Barnard who convinced a group of people that he was Jesus so he could
molest their children.
Simon's Cat and his would-be girlfriend.
After allowing a Muslim witness to swear on a bible, an English court is conducting a retrial for what they view as a mistake. Obviously, they can't trust the testimony of a Muslim who has taken an
oath not to lie if they swear on a bible!
Some similes of atheism and religion.
Republican James Inhofe explains how climate change can't exist because he has a snowball. Then, Democrat Sheldon Whitehouse give him several minutes of evidence and quotes from authorities on how
Inhofe and his snowball share the same level of
Domestication had some odd side-effects on wolves.
The Nostalgia Chick covers Anastasia.
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